Army Recruitment Song
TripodVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
I'm way too skinny for the Army?
Way too slender for the job?
What can I do if my country doesn't want me cause
My talents only stretch to mini golf?
I'm way too uncool for the Army
All that running through car tyres
I guess that would come in handy if you invaded
A country whose terrain was all car tyres.
(clean)
But I'm skinny and unclever
Maybe now more than ever
The technology has caught up with me
If wars have gone all electronic
I could fight them with my joystick
As long as they bring pizza to me
Then I could be in the Army.
It's not tricky to imagine
Me in a bunker at a screen
Controlling reconaisance robots
Maybe mine detecting robots
Even robots who run through tyres
But I'm skinny and unclever
Maybe now more than ever
The technology has caught up with me
If wars have gone all electronic
I could fight them with my joystick
While watching McLeod's Daughters on TV
Then I could be in the Army.
I was never good at Pacman
But at Defender I'd light up the skies
I was never good at Frogger
It's much to much like hopping all the tyres
And if I don't get in the Army
I could become an evil mastermind
Live in an underwater tower
And wearing shiny skivvies all the time
That would be fine
Skinny and unclever
Maybe now more than ever
The technology has caught up with me, (If I could make up my mind)
If wars have gone all electronic
I could fight them with my joystick
As long as they bring pizza to me
Then I could be in the Army____.
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Readable chord sheet for Army Recruitment Song by Tripod
[Am]I'm way too skinny for the[F] Army? [Am]Way too slender for the [G]job? [Am]What can I do if my [F]country doesn't want me cause My [Am]talents only stretch to mini [G]golf? [Am]I'm way too uncool for the [F]Army [Am]All that running through car [G]tyres [Am]I guess that would come in [F]handy if you invaded A [Am]country whose terrain was all car [G]tyres. (clean) But I'm [C]skinny and unclever Maybe [Am]now more than ever The tech[F]nology has caught up with [G]me If wars have [Am]gone all electronic I could [C]fight them with my joystick As [F]long as they bring pizza to m[G]e Then I could be in the Ar[C]my. [Am]It's not tricky to i[F]magine [C]Me in a bunker at a [G]screen [Am] Controlling reconaisance [F]robots Maybe mine detecting [C]robots Even robots who run through [G]tyres But I'm [C]skinny and unclever Maybe [Am]now more than ever The tech[F]nology has caught up with [G]me If wars have [Am]gone all electronic I could [C]fight them with my joystick While [F]watching McLeod's Daughters on T[G]V Then I could be in the A[Bb]rmy. I was never good at [F]Pacman But [C]at Defender I'd light up the [Bb]skies I was never good at [F]Frogger It's [C]much to much like hopping all the t[Bb]yres And if I don't get in the [F]Army I [C]could become an evil master[Bb]mind Live in an underwater [F]tower And [C]wearing shiny skivvies all the [Bb]time That would be fi[C]ne [C]Skinny and unclever Maybe [Am]now more than ever The tech[F]nology has caught up with [G]me, (If I could make up my mind) If wars have [Am]gone all electronic I could [C]fight them with my joystick As [F]long as they bring pizza to [G]me Then I could be in the A[C]rmy____.