Merry Fucking Christmas

1)
I [A]heard there is no [G]Christmas,

In the [F]silly Middle [E]East..

No [A]Trees, no Snow, no [G]Santa Claus,

They have [F]Different Religious be[E]liefs..

[F]They Believe in Mu[G]hammad,

And [A]not in our Holi[G]day..

And [F]so every De[G]cember,

I go to the [A]Middle East and [B]say..

1)

[C]Hey there Mr Muslim, Merry Fucking [G]Christmas

Put down that book 'The Koran'

and hear some holiday [C]wishes

In[C]case you haven't n[G]oticed,

it's J[C]esus's Birth[Am]day

So get [C]off you heathen [G]Muslim Ass

And fucking cele[C]brate.

2)

There is no holiday season in india,
i've heard..
They don't hang up their stockings,
and that is just absurd..
They've never read a Christmas Story,
They Don't know what Rudolph is about..
And that's why in December,
I'll go to india and shout..

2)

Hey there Mr Hinduist, Merry Fucking Christmas
Dring some 'nog, and eat some Beef
and pass it to the Missus
Incase you haven't noticed,
It's Jesus's Birthday
So get off your heathen hindu ass,
And fucking celebrate.

3)

Now I heard that in Japan,
Everyone just lives in sin..
They pray to several gods,
And put needles in their skin..
On December twenty-fifth,
all they do is eat a cake..
and that is why i'll go to Japan,
and walk around and say..

3)

Hey there Mr Shintoist, Merry Fucking Christmas
God is gonna kick your ass You infidelic pagan scum.
Incase you haven't noticed,
There's festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
and Merry Fucking Christmas to you.

[Ending]

On [A]Christmas Day, I travel round the [B]world and say..

[C]Taoists, Korishnas, [G]Buddists

and all you [C]atheists [A]too..

[C]Merry Fucking [Dm]Christmas

[E]to [C]yooooooouuuuuuuu.[G]....[C]..

(spoken)Thank you, Mr Hat..