The Truth About Men

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[C]We don't like to go out shopping
[F]We don't care what's on sale        [C]
We[F] just want to sit with a bag full of chips        [C]
[D7]Watching the NFL   [G]
[C]When you come over at halftime
And say does this dress fit too tight         [F]
[F]We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie and say aaaoont aaaoont        [G]
It looks just right[C]
Well that's the truth about men        [G]
Yeah that's the truth about us         [C]
We like to hunt an[F]d golf on our days off
[D7]Scratch and spit and cuss     [G]
It[F] don't matter what line we hand you
[C]When we come dragging in            [D7]
[F]We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and it[C]s probably gonna happ[G]en again[C].
[C]We hate watching Steel Magnolias
[F]We like Rambo and Die Hard 4              [C]
[F]Jump up and down like fools when we see the new tools at[C] the Home   [D7]
Depot Store  [G]

[C]We really don't want to take you to dinner
At some fancy restaurant      [F]
Th[F]e only reason we do is cause we know it leads to the one thing tha[G]t
We all want [C]
W[C]ell that's the truth about men      [G]
Yeah that's the truth about guys         [C]
We'd rather pi[F]ck guitars and work on cars             [C]
Then work[D7] on the problems in our lives[G]
[F]And though we might say it to you every [C]now and then                  [D7]
[F]                                    [C]                [G]
We aint wrong,[C] we aint sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.
But if you want to[F] know what were all thinking              [C]
Its [G]nothing too complex  [C]
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[D7]Its just s[G]omething cold for drinking and a whole lot of S E yeeees
That's the truth about men       [G]
Yeah that's the truth about us          [C]
We like to hunt and[F] golf and drive around lo[C]st
[D7]Scratch and spit and a whole lotta o[G]ther disgusting stuff
[F]It don't matter what line we give you when we co[C]me crawling in    [D7]
[F]                                  [C]                    [G]
We ain't w[C]rong, we ain't sorry, and its probably gonna happen again.
[F]We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry, and i[C]ts probably gonna h[G]appen   [C]
S[G]ure its gonna happen          [C]
Yo[G]u know its gonna happen again            [C]

And that's the truth about men.