My Wife's a Psychopath

[E]

[E]I couldn't wait for my blind date, I did not sleep that [B]night
Could I catch th perfect match, would she be Mrs [E]Right!?
A quiet lass so middle class, dignified, meek & [B]mild?
I faced the wrath of a Psychopath & a woman that went [E]wild

[E]Before too long it all went wrong, she wern't the one for[B] me
But I was trapped when I got slapped by a raving [E]loony
She got mean, she caused a scene, I said "You're not [B]my type"

But I gave in, how could I win? As she threw another swipe...ferocoiusly

[E]My wife's a psychopath. [A]Throws a fit then she [B]hides in the bathroom
[E]My wife's a psychopath.[C]Aoo[B]eee
[E]My wife's a psychopath. [A]Always on [B]the warpath
[E]After me, [B]mentally de[E]ranged!

[Same Pattern as before]
I'm black & blue, I said "We're through" I'm cuts n'scrapes n'scars
She clenched her fist, I ducked, she missed, so I kicked her up the arse!
She yelled & squealed as I revealed I had learnt some self defence
I smashed her face in, just incase, coz I hate violence...it's not for me

[F] - [F] - [Bb] - [C] :: Play this 3 Times
[F] - [C] - [F]  - [C] :: Play this Once

[Chorus Again but up 1 semi-tone]
so,
[E] is now [F]
[A] is now [Bb]
[B] is now [C]

: Bass first then Guitar follows]
[Eb] slide to [F] :: Listen to song for when to slide

Psycho...Psycho...she's a bleedin' Psycho...

[Thats the end of my first Chord]
[I hope it helps you]