Frog On My Toe

[G]Poppa I know
There's a fr[C]og on my t[D]oe
[G]Maybe I'll call him Jet[C]hro
[G]Maybe I'll grow up to be
As wi[C]se, good as he
And mayb[G]e I'll come back after you[D]'re long [G]gone

[G]Poppa I'm sure
The wor[C]ms have eaten you now
And Jeth[G]ro's been on some Frenchy's plate long ago  [D]                 [C]
[G]Now I'm pretty sure that I lis[C]ten to every word
'cause I [G]still hear you tel[D]ling me s[G]till

"slap them boy[G]s when they're naughty
Make 'em craw[C]l, make you haughty
Make you stron[G]g, little girl
You paint them toe[D]s the reddish colo[C]ur
And you kno[G]w one day
You're gonna be big[C]ger than a flea
You're gonna be big[G]ger than that old [D]pois[C]on ivy tree"[G]

[G]Now I'm pretty sure
That I thin[C]k you'd come and visit
And talk[G] sometimes kind of like g[D]adget                  [C]
[G]A funny little chance like an Indi[C]an brave
He sai[G]d "we all grew fat when the whit[D]e man came"[C]
But one[G] day girl you're gonna learn to ma[C]ke 'em crawl
Make 'em grow tall[G]

But have the grace
To be a l[D]ady with disgrace[C]
And you[G] fry them 'taters
And you mak[C]e them with ladies
[G]Hands I k[D]now you're my pappy[C]'s bab[G]y