Maynard's Dick

[E5]              [G5]              [D5]              [A5]      [G5]      X2

[E]               [G]               [D]               [A]       [G]       X2

[E] It's all an open[G] center        [D]

[D]Opens up and [A]lets the wind [G]lift him aw[E]ay

[E]It doesn't have [G]to feel water   [D]

[D]It's just a place that [A]feels right [G]with him

[E]Kinda like the [G]way you're breathing     [D]

[D]I kinda like the [A]way you keep [G]looking aw[E]ay

[E]Would you like to [G]glide on,

[G]Slide a [D]mile six inches at a [A]time on May[G]nard's

[G]Diiiiiii[E]iiiiick! Maynard's

[G]Diiiiiii[E]iiiiick! Maynard's

[G]Diiiiiii[E]iiiiick! Maynard's

[G]Diiiiiiiiiiiick  [A5]           [G]

[E]There's a shyness [G]found in reason [D]

[D]Apprehensive [A]influence [G]swallow aw[E]ay

[E]You seem to feel ab[G]ysmal take it [D]

[D]then you're careful [A]grace for [G]sure

start putting in heavy distortion)

[E]Kinda like the [G5]way you're breathing     [D5]        [E]

[D5]I kinda like the [A5]way you keep [G5]looking aw[E]ay

[E]Would you like to [G5]glide on,

[G5]Climb on [D5]my [E]six inches and go [A5]down on Maynard's dick

[G5]Diiiiiii[E5]iiiiick! Maynard's

[G5]Diiiiiii[E5]iiiiick! Maynard's

[G5]Diiiiiii[E5]iiiiick! Maynard's [G]

[G]Diiiiiiiiiiiick  [A5]           [G]             [A]               [G]

[E5]Took you out in the back of the [G5]toolshed

[E5]Put it right on top of your [C5]forehead

[E]Took you out in the back of the [F#]toolshed

[G]Now you know what you're fuckin with.[A].. Mayn[G5]ard's

[G5]Diiiiiii[E5]iiick! Maynard's

[G5]Diiiiiii[E5]iiick! Maynard's

[G5]Diiiiiii[E5]iiick! Maynard's

[G5]Diiiiiiick!

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