Rub Your Balls
Tom GreenVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
Feel your balls, squeeze your balls, tease your balls, please your balls
Early detection is the key, rub your balls and you won't get cancer
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
Hey kids, feel your balls, you don't want cancer
Rub your balls, squeeze your balls, so you don't get cancer
MASTURBATE EVERY DAY
Hey kids, feel your balls, so you don't get cancer
Hey kids, rub your balls, so you don't get cancer
RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING
Hey kids, rub your balls while masturbating looking for lumps
If you find a lump, then go to the doctor and get your testicles loomed(??)
RUB YOUR TESTICLES
WHILE MASTURBATING, OR WHILE NOT MASTURBATING
Rub your balls for no reason other than for checking for cancer
Or rub your balls specifically for the only reason of checking for cancer
Or rub your balls only for pleasure
Or for pleasure and for checking it for cancer at the same time
You can pleasure your balls and also check for cancer at the same time
You can pleasure yourself and also check for cancer at the same time
TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE
Pleasure your balls and check them for cancer at the same time
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Readable chord sheet for Rub Your Balls by Tom Green
[C] [C] [C] [C] [C]Hey kids, f[G]eel your balls, [D]so you don't get [G]cancer [C]Hey kids, f[G]eel your balls, s[D]o you don't get [G]cancer [C]Feel your balls, s[G]queeze your balls, [D]tease your balls, [G]please your balls [G] [G] [G] [G] [C] [G] [D] [G] [C]Early d[G]etection [D]is the [G]key, [C]rub your b[G]alls and you [D]won't get c[G]ancer [C] [G] [D] [G] [C]Hey kids, f[G]eel your balls, [D] so you don't get [G]cancer [C]Hey kids, f[G]eel your balls, [D] you don't want [G]cancer [C]Rub your balls, s[G]queeze your balls, [D]so you don't get [G]cancer [G]MASTURBATE EVERY DAY [C]Hey kids, f[G]eel your balls, [D]so you don't get [G]cancer [C]Hey kids, [G]rub your balls, [D]so you don't get ca[G]ncer [G]RUB YOUR BALLS WHILE MASTURBATING [C]Hey kids, r[G]ub your balls while [D]masturbating looking for l[G]umps If you f[C]ind a lump, then [G]go to the doctor and g[D]et your testicles l[G]oomed(??) [G]RUB YOUR TESTICLES [G]WHILE MASTURBATING, OR WHILE NOT MASTURBATING [C]Rub your balls for no [G]reason other t[D]han for checking for [G]cancer [C]Or rub your balls spe[G]cifically for the [D]only reason of checking for [G]cancer Or r[C]ub your balls only for p[G]leasure [C]Or for p[G]leasure and for [D]checking it for cancer at the same [G]time You can p[C]leasure your balls and a[G]lso check for c[D]ancer at the same [G]time You can p[C]leasure yourself and a[G]lso check for c[D]ancer at the same [G]time [G]TWO BIRDS, ONE STONE [C]Pleasure your balls and [G]check them for c[D]ancer at the same [G]time