Theres A Floppy Disk On The Floor
Toby TurnerVersion1
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I don't like cleaning but my momma makes me anyway
She said, "I'm sick of this crap, boy you gonna clean the house today."
She said, "I'ma go to the store and when I come home it better be done."
I said, "No problem, ma, I'ma pick my shit up one by one."
When she walked out the door I started cleanin' like she said.
The only problem is I am easily distracted.
I started cleaning shit 'til something shiny caught my eye...
it was a plastic square with dimensions of 3.5.
bar in parentheses)
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Baw.
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Oww.
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Aow.
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor
Next thing I knew, door flew right open, she came in with groceries.
Oh no all I did was sing this song, maybe I have ADD.
She pointed fervently at all the mess her eyes ablazed.
But then she froze right there when something shiny caught her gaze.
I'm sure it wasn't hard to see how little I had done.
But then she looked at me and then we sang in unison.
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Baw.
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Oww.
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Aow.
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor
So it was we stood right there, just singing that repeatedly.
The only explanation is that it was destiny.
Or maybe black magic would be, oh no that don't excist.
I guess I'll sing the chorus one more time if you insist.
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Baw.
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Oww.
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor, Aow.
There's a floppy disk on the floor, There's a floppy disk on the floor
There's a floppy disk on the floooooor, Baaw.
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Readable chord sheet for Theres A Floppy Disk On The Floor by Toby Turner
[Am]I don't like [C]cleaning but my [G]momma makes me [C]any[Am]way She said, "I'm [C]sick of this crap, boy [G]you gonna clean the [C]house [Am]today." She said, "I'ma [C]go to the store and [G]when I come home it [C]better be [Am]done." I said, "No [C]problem, ma, I'ma [G]pick my shit up [C]one by [Am]one." [F]When she walked [C]out the door I [G]started cleanin' [F]like she [C]said. [Am]The only [C]problem is I [G]am easily [C]distrac[Am]ted. [F]I started [C]cleaning shit 'til [G]something shiny [F]caught my [C]eye... [Am]it was a [C]plastic square with [G]dimensions of [C]3.[Am]5. bar in parentheses) [A]There's a floppy di[G]sk on the floor, Ther[A]e's a floppy disk o[G]n the floor, Baw. [A]There's a floppy di[G]sk on the floor, Ther[A]e's a floppy disk o[G]n the floor, Oww. [D]There's a floppy disk [C]on the floor, There's a [D]floppy disk on the [C]floor, Aow. [D]There's a floppy disk [C]on the floor, There's a [D]floppy disk on the [C]floor [Am]Next thing I knew, door [C]flew right open, [G]she came in with [C]groce[Am]ries. Oh no all I [C]did was sing this [G]song, maybe I have [C]AD[Am]D. [F]She pointed [C]fervently at [G]all the mess her [F]eyes a[C]blazed. [Am]But then she [C]froze right there when [G]something shiny [C]caught her [Am]gaze. [F]I'm sure it [C]wasn't hard to [G]see how little [C]I had [Am]done. [Am]But then she [C]looked at me and [G]then we sang in [C]uni[Am]son. [A]There's a floppy di[G]sk on the floor, Ther[A]e's a floppy disk o[G]n the floor, Baw. [A]There's a floppy di[G]sk on the floor, Ther[A]e's a floppy disk o[G]n the floor, Oww. [D]There's a floppy disk [C]on the floor, There's a [D]floppy disk on the [C]floor, Aow. [D]There's a floppy disk [C]on the floor, There's a [D]floppy disk on the [C]floor [Am]So it was we [C]stood right there, just [G]singing that re[C]peated[Am]ly. The only [C]explanation [G]is that it was [C]desti[Am]ny. [F]Or maybe [C]black magic would [G]be, oh no that [F]don't ex[C]cist. [Am]I guess I'll [C]sing the chorus [G]one more time if [C]you in[Am]sist. [A]There's a floppy di[G]sk on the floor, Ther[A]e's a floppy disk o[G]n the floor, Baw. [A]There's a floppy di[G]sk on the floor, Ther[A]e's a floppy disk o[G]n the floor, Oww. [D]There's a floppy disk [C]on the floor, There's a [D]floppy disk on the [C]floor, Aow. [D]There's a floppy disk [C]on the floor, There's a [D]floppy disk on the [C]floor [A]There's a floppy di[G]sk o[E]n the flooo[A]ooor, Baaw.