American Ride

[E]   [D]   [A]   [E]   [E]   [D]   [A]   [E]

[E]Winter getting colder, [D]summer getting warmer.
[A]Tidal wave comin cross the [E]Mexican border.
[E]Why buy a gallan, when its [D]cheaper by the barrel.
Just [A]don’t be busted singin [A7]Christmas Carols.

[E]That’s us, [D]That’s right,
[A]Gotta love this [E]American ride.
[E]Both ends of the [D]ozone burnin
[A]Funny how, the [E]world keeps turning
[E]Look ma, [D]no hands,
[A]I love this American [E]ride.[D]
[A]Gotta love this [E]American ride.[E]  [D]    [A]      [E]

[E]Momma gets her rocks off, [D]watchin desperate housewives
[A]Daddy works his can off, [E]payin for the good life.
[E]Kids on the you tube, [D]learnin how to be cool
[A]Livin in a cruel world, p[A7]ays to be a mean girl.

[B]Poor little Lithamus, Americas town
[A]She gained five pounds, and she lost the crown.    [E]
[B]Quick fix plastic surgical antidote
[A]Got herself a record deal, Can[A7]'t even sing a note

[E]Plasma getting bigger, Je[D]sus getting smaller
[A]Spill a cup of coffee, mak[E]e a million dollars
[E]Customs caught a kid with an [D]aerosol can
If the s[A]hoe don’t fit, the [A7]fits gonna hit the shan.

That’s us, That’s right,
Gotta love this American ride.
Both ends of the ozone burnin
Funny how, the world keeps turning
Hot dog, Hot damn
I love this American ride.
Gotta love this American ride.
Oh Yeah!
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