I Might Be A Cunt
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I might be a rock star, but i'll never be a critic
I might like porno but Baywatch is fucking sick!
I might have screwed you sister, but i'll never screw your mum
I might have gone to uni, but at least i know im dumb
I might be a cunt whoa oh
I might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt!
I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun
I might not be homosexual, but i've slept with a guy who's one
I might agree with Jesus, but i ain't got no religious belief
At least i clean the drops up when i piss on the toilet seat.
I might be a cunt whoa oh
I might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt!
Knicker knicker knob me????
I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
I might watch a current affair, but i watch frontline also
I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you've gotta wonder?
I mightn't tell the truth all the time Hey what's your mum's number?
I might be a cunt whoa oh
I might be a cunt but im not a fucking cunt!
but im not a fucking cunt!
but im not a fucking cunt!
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Readable chord sheet for I Might Be A Cunt by Tism
I [C5]might be a rock star, but i'll [Bb5]never be a crit[C5]ic I [C5]might like porno but [Bb5]Baywatch is fucking [C5]sick! I [E5]might have screwed you [F5]sister, but i'll [G5]never screw your [C5]mum I [E5]might have gone to [F5]uni, but at [G5]least i know im [A5]dumb [G5] [F5] [E5] [F5] [E5] [F5] I might be a [C]cunt whoa [F]oh I might be a [C]cunt but im [F]not a [G]fucking [C]cunt! I [C5]might hide my small penis, but at [Bb5]least not by owning a [C5]gun I [C5]might not be homosexual, but i've [Bb5]slept with a guy who's [C5]one I [E5]might agree with [F5]Jesus, but i ain't [G5]got no religious [C5]belief At[E5] least i clean the [F5]drops up when i [G5]piss on the toilet [A5]seat.[G5] [F5] [E5] [F5] [E5] [F5] I might be a [C]cunt whoa [F]oh I might be a [C]cunt but im [F]not a [G]fucking [C]cunt! Knicker knicker knob me???? I [C5]might barrack for Port Power, but [Bb5]never for the [C5]Crows I [C5]might watch a current affair, but i [Bb5]watch frontline [C5]also I [E5]might like Taran[F5]tino, but [G5]sometimes you've gotta won[C5]der? I [E5]mightn't tell the [F5]truth all the time Hey [G5]what's your mum's [A5]num[G5]ber[F5]? [E5] [F5] I might be a [C]cunt whoa [F]oh I might be a [C]cunt but im [F]not a [G]fucking [C]cunt! but im [F]not a [G]fucking [C]cunt! but im [F]not a [G]fucking [C]cunt!