I've Never Seen a Straight Banana
Tiny TimVersion1
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Ive seen lots of funny things in my time
But theres one thing Ive been trying hard to get
For years and years and years Ive kept on searching
But I havent had the luck to see one yet
Although I havent seen one you all know the thing I mean
And now Im going to tell you what it is I havent seen
I have never, never,never,never
Ive never seen a straight banana
Ive searched quite a bit
But I must admit
There even curved when they are served in my banana splits
I have seen them by the car loads On the deleware and tiawana
But I have never, never, never, never
Ive never seen a straight banana
Oh how much ive been yearning to see that straight banana, though unfortunately
Ive had no luck...in fact...
I recall when I was in Alaska
I Have seen the sun at twelve-o'clock at night.
I've seen the waterfalls at old Niagara
I confess it is a most impressive sight.
Id love to see a certain thing
But if it's not to be,
I'd like to meet somebody else
Who saw what I can't see.
I've never, never, never, never Ive never seen a straight banana.
though theres things I hate
Millions I have ate.
But Doggon me Ive yet to see Bananas that are straight
I have traveled far to find one.
From the Argentine to the Havana.
But I've never, never, never, never
I've never seen a straight banana.
No Ive never, never,never,never
Ive never seen a straight banana!
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Readable chord sheet for I've Never Seen a Straight Banana by Tiny Tim
[C]Ive seen lots of f[G]unny things in [C]my time
But theres one thing Ive been [G]trying hard to [C]ge[G]t
For [C]years and years and [G]years Ive kept on [C]searching
But I [D]havent had the luck to see one [G]yet
Although I havent seen one you all [C]know the thing I mean
And [D]now Im going to tell you what it is I havent [G]seen
I have [C]never, [G]never,[C]never,[F]never
Ive never [C]seen a straight [G]banan[C]a
[G]Ive searched quite a bit
[C]But I must admit
There [D]even curved when they are served in [G]my banana splits
[C]I have [G]seen them by the [C]car loads [F]On the dele[C]ware and [D]tiawana
[C] [G] [C] [F]
But I have never, never, never, never
Ive never [C]seen a straight [G]bana[C]na
[spoken]
Oh how much ive been yearning to see that straight banana, though unfortunately
Ive had no luck...in fact...
[C]I recall when [G]I was in [C]Alaska
I Have seen the sun at [G]twelve-o'clock at [C]night.
I've seen the water[G]falls at old [C]Niagara
I co[D]nfess it is a most impressive [G]sight.
Id love to see a certain thing
But [C]if it's not to be,
I'd [D]like to meet somebody else
Who [G]saw what I can't see.
I've ne[C]ver, [G]never, [C]never, [F]never Ive never [C]seen a straight [G]banan[C]a.
[G]though theres things I hate
[C]Millions I have ate.
But [D]Doggon me Ive yet to see [G]Bananas that are straight
[C]I have [G]traveled far to [C]find one.
[F]From the [C]Argentine to the [D]Havana.
But I've [C]never, [G]never, [C]never, [F]never
I've never [C]seen a straight [G]banan[C]a.
No Ive never, [G]never,[C]never,[F]never
Ive never [C]seen a straight [G]banan[C]a[G]![C]