Do You Take It In the Ass?

Well my fat[A]her says you're nifty
        You smell nice and you're groovy
        And you've [B]heard of photo lair
        And we both like foreign movies
        And we both[E] agree that human rights abuse[A]s are unfair
        My mother says you have that touch of class

        You underst[C#]and your feelings
        Well I can see a shiny future
        And you're [B]not afraid to share
        Where we'll dialog in nurture
        And I think[E] I could do something with your hair
        But there is one last thing I feel I need to ask

[Chorus 1 & 2]
        Do you take it in the as[A]s
        Do you take it in the as[B]s
        Cause you're beautiful a[D]nd curvy
        When it comes to brains you've got 'em
        but unless yo[F]u're kinda purvey
        But unless you play the bottom

        There's no wa[E]y me and you are gonnah la[A]st
        I'm afraid I'm going to have to take a pass

        Well y[D]ou're adorable, reliable but is your anus pliable
        that's[A] the information that I n[B]eed
        You wo[D]uld do it if you love me [B]
        If you[D] would just squat above m[B]e
        ([G] - [G] - [Ab] - [Ab] - [A] - [A] - [Bb] - [Bb] - [B])
        You could control the depth and speed

        Do you take it in the a[A]ss
        Do you take it in the as[B]s
        Cause I've order[D]ed in a shipment
        Of the re[F]levant equipment
        I've got [E]lubricant & boppers and some brass[A]

        If y[D]ou need more information[B]
        On t[D]his type of penetration [B]
        [G]We c[G]an a[Ab]lways[Ab] take[A] a c[A]orre[Bb]spond[Bb]ence [B]class

        You see I'm[A] not the kinda fella
        Who can get[B] off on vanilla
        No, I need [E]a little colour in my sex[A]
        Well honey [C#]it just happens
        That I brou[B]ght my bog load strap-on
        And some ma[E]sculine to heighten the effect
        R[N.C.]eady? Uhh

[Final Chorus]
        Do you take it in the as[A]s
        Do you take it in the as[B]s
        Ohhhhhhh [F]         [E]
        Do yo[A]u take it in the a_____ss