My Perfect Cousin

[G] -> [A]     [A] -> [E]       X4
        3rd  5th   5th  12th

        [A]Now I've got a cousin called [E]Kevin,
        He's [A]sure to go to [E]Heaven,
        [G]always spotless, [D]clean and neat,
        a[G]s smooth as you [D]get 'em.
        He's got a [A]fur lined sheepskin [E]jacket,
        My [A]ma says they cost a p[E]acket,
        but [G]she won't even l[D]et me explain,
        that [G]me and Kevin,
        we ju[D]st look the same

        Oh, [A]my perfect c[E]ousin,
        what [A]I like to do he [E]doesn't,
        H[A]e's his family's p[D]ride and joy,
        his m[C#m]other's little go[E]lden boy.

        He's got a degree in economics,
        maths, physics and bionics,
        He thinks that I'm a cabbage,
        `cos I hate "University Challenge",
        Even at the age of ten,
        Smart boy Kevin was a smart boy then,
        He always beat me at "Subbuteo",
        `Cos he flicked to kick,
        and I didn't know.

        [A] [G]  [E] [D] X2
        [E] [D]  [A] [G] X2
        [C#] -> [D] x2 or 3...

        His mother bought him a synthesizer,
        got the Human League in to advise her,
        Now he's making lots of noise,
        playing along with the Art school boys,
        Girls try to attract his attention,
        but what a shame, it's in vain,
        total rejection,
        he will never be left on the shelf
        'cos Kevin, he's in love with himself.

as intro and fade.

        I hope somebody likes the undertones out there...

        Cheers....

        Chris.
*   I can believe anything, provided that it is quite incredible *
*   "The picture of Dorian Gray" - Oscar Wilde                         *