Surprise, Surprise

[D]  "Hey there love, let's get to[G] catching up
'Cause I been [Em]thinking those thoughts
that [A]must have[Bm] slipped my mind
[D]  that time that I[G] left you there tha[Em]t night."
[A]  I re[Bm]plied, "Let me r[D]emind you of th[A/C#]e guy
you failed to [Bm]mention all a[A]long.
'Cause your actions [Em]have consequen[D/F#]ces and these are[G] them[A]."

[Bm]I'll be your friend in [A]hell, until then I de[Em]spise you.
And I probably always [Bm]will.
I can't af[A]ford to make another mi[Em]stake like this
'Cause this is more than I can [G]take.
I don't[A] mean to lea[Em]ve angry, this is[Bm] by[A/C#] your[D] own devise.
[G]  I'm sure this[A] comes as no surprise.

[D]  Hey there babe, don't mean to[G] cut you off
but I've [Em]heard enough lies and you're [A]dying[Bm] to get caught.
[D]  I'll let you[G] go call all you[Em]r frien[A]ds.
"Oh my [Bm]god! Let me des[D]cribe to you this[A/C#] guy,
his name is [Bm]Ken, he's in this [A]band that writes such,
[Em]  awful songs a[D/F#]bout me all the [G]time."
You're goddamn [A]right!

(Repeat Chorus)

[D]  Fine, just let me[Bm] lie here for a while,
'Cause I'll be s[Em]taying up, yeah hanging up all [G]night.
Oh I'm[D] spent of all a[Bm]ttention that I've given
To a [A]hopeless case, to a sharp headache, to a[G] choice you make
To the reason why I, to the reason why I say.

[Bm]I'll be your friend in [A]hell, until then I d[Em]espise you.
And I probably always [Bm]will.
I can't af[A]ford to make another mi[Em]stake like you.
[Bm]  I'm sure this [A]comes as no su[G]rprise. (x2)

Surprise, surprise.