Have a Drink Ya' Bastards

[G]If I had a dollar now for every drink[C] I had             [G]
I[G]'d be so f*cking wealthy and things wouldn't be so bad [D]                     [G]
[G]but I drank down every penny in just seven drunken nights [C]                          [G]
[G]and called out for another round of seven drunken pints [D]                       [G]

[C]so have a drink ya bastards      [G]
[D]Because is no time left to lose        [G]
[C]It's nearly time for closing           [G]
a[D]nd we're running out of booze           [G]
[C]So have a drink ya bastards                  [G]
[D]Because the morning' s nearly here             [G]
[C]The open Road's before us              [G]
[D]So let's have another beer                [G]

If I could've found a girl could drink as much as me
I take her off to be my wife and live so happily
but I've never known such girl to walk upon this land
I guess it's heaven's plan for me to be a single man

[Em]And sometimes well I lie awake [G]at night I feel no [D]pain                      [G]
[Em]This banging in my head, the sti[G]nging of the shame   [D]                           [G]
[Em]I hear the angels calling me [G]up on their lofty heig[D]hts                          [G]
[C]But they don't sing a lullaby they s[G]ing me my last rit[D]es, sing me my last rights,  [D7]
[D7]Sing me my last rights!

I've drunk me fill of piss and swill too many times to care
And sometimes when I stagger home I pass out on the stair
I like my women slightly large, my Whisky always neat
And sometimes in the summer I like to pass out in the street