She's a Cretin
The QueersVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
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6-7-9---9-7-6-7-9-6-7-9---9-7-6-7-----------
Always thinking she's so fucking cool
With politics that would make Bozo drool
I really want to smash her fucking face
And knock her fat ass into outer space
I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC
I don't worship her so she hates me
She's a cretin can't you see
She's a cretin a sickie
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
She's a cretin can't you see
She's a cretin a sickie
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
Ugh!
Then play the riff again once.
Always thinking she's so fucking cool
With politics that would make Bozo drool
I really want to smash her fucking face
And knock her fat ass into outer space
I'm sorry if this don't sound to PC
I don't worship her so she hates me
She's a cretin can't you see
She's a cretin a sickie
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
She's a cretin can't you see
She's a cretin a sickie
She's a cretin and I'm hoping that she'll hop away from me
Then play A E D E, 6 times. While doing that sing "cretin, cretin,
oh, she is a cretin". Then end on A.
-Josh Lanza
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Readable chord sheet for She's a Cretin by The Queers
------7-----------------7------------------- 6-7-9---9-7-6-7-9-6-7-9---9-7-6-7----------- [A]Always thinking she's so fucking [E]cool With [A]politics that would make Bozo [E]drool I [D]really want to smash her fucking [E]face And [D]knock her fat ass into outer [E]space I'm [D]sorry if this don't sound to [E]PC [D]I don't worship her so she hates [E]me She's a [A]cretin can't you [E]see She's a [A]cretin a [E]sickie She's a [A]cretin and I'm [E]hoping that she'll [D]hop away from [E]me She's [A]a cretin can't yo[E]u see She's a [A]cretin a [E]sickie She's a [A]cretin and I'm [E]hoping that she'll [D]hop away from [E]me [A] [E] [D] [E] Ugh! Then play the riff again once. [A]Always thinking she's so fucking [E]cool With [A]politics that would make Bozo [E]drool I [D]really want to smash her fucking [E]face And [D]knock her fat ass into outer [E]space I'm [D]sorry if this don't sound to [E]PC [D]I don't worship her so she hates [E]me She's a [A]cretin can't you [E]see She's a [A]cretin a [E]sickie She's a [A]cretin and I'm [E]hoping that she'll [D]hop away from [E]me She's [A]a cretin can't yo[E]u see She's a [A]cretin a [E]sickie She's a [A]cretin and I'm [E]hoping that she'll [D]hop away from [E]me Then play A E D E, 6 times. While doing that sing "cretin, cretin, oh, she is a cretin". Then end on A. -Josh Lanza