Donegal Express

[A],[D],[A],[E], [A],[D],[A],[E],[A])

Who [A]dares to speak of [D]Donegal, you get [A]kicks in the bars and [E]in the balls
The [A]harp that played in [D]Tara's halls, is [A]burning [E]in the [A]dump
Vir[A]ginia is a [D]gin town, Bel[A]turbot is a [E]sin town
And [A]all the boys from s[D]kintown are in [A]England [E]on the [A]lump

Got pissed in Letterkenny, with darlin' sportin' Jenny
Spent me very last penny and we made it in the press
The husband caught me in the bed, tried to shoot me in the head
I had to swim the stream to get the Donegal Express

Ka[A]haya! You [D]fuck! Come [A]Hell or high [E]water
I [A]might have fucked your [D]Missus, but I [A]never fucked your [E]daughter

Fol-diddle-dee-ah (X 4)
([A],[D],[A],[E] X 3) ([A],[D],[A],[E],[A] - last time only)

([A],[D],[A],[E], [A],[D],[A],[E],[A]) X 2

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As sure as I'm Father Emmett, I've got a King Dong down me Semmett
As any girl will tell you from Cavan down to Clare
Back in sweet Virginia, in the toilet with Lavinia
I nearly fucked her brains out, and tore her party dress
A shit, a shave, a shower, A half a pint of Powers
Then off again to get on board the Donegal Express

([A],[D],[A],[E], [A],[D],[A],[E],[A]) X 2

([A],[D],[A],[E], [A],[D],[A],[E],[A]) X 4

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