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Friends For Never

The Midnight Beast
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 One day we're friends forever,
Next  day we're friends  for never,
Who  say, you say, we're  best friends,
I  say, he say, till  the end.
Our  friendships like  a slice of chocolate  cake,
 You're the icing,  you'd be the  sponge,
 When we're  together we become,
A  perfect way to end  a perfect dinner  time,
 Quite substantial  glass of wine,
 A tasty mint  goes down a treat,  and helps my
indigestion.
Digest  this factual  piece of evidence,
 I'm your butter,  you're my toast,
 The gravy on  my Sunday roast,
 -I'm not a fan of your roasts,
What  do you mean?
 You told  me that you liked the one I cooked  the other
 day
-I  don't remember
 You said  you liked the sprouts
-I  don't know what to say.
 Then you should shut your mouth.
One  day we're friends  for ever,
Go  take some  singing lessons
What  was that?
 Nothing twat.
You're  a prick
Eat  my shit,
 No thank you,
 It wouldn't  be nice.
Our  friendships kind  of like a prostitute,
(How?)
 Quite worn out,  yet still quite fit,
 Quite nice arse,  great pair of tits.
 Well, that's not relevant,
 Isn't it?
 You're full  of shit, and that what's relevant
 Is it?
 I'm going  to have a think,
Will  you tell  me what you think of?
No.
 Play this twice during the rap part:
Enter, uh
 One day we're friends, the next we're not,
 It's so confusing the why's and what's
 What the hell,
 I thought we were friends just now,
 Then I remembered, we had a row (oh yeah)
 We're like Bradd Pitt and Angela,
 But we don't have a child from Cambodia
 Uh uh
 I'm sick and tired of us having no fun,
 Stop being pussy's, and go and work your problems out
 son,
 'coz i'm done
One  day we're born  together (one day we're born)
Next  day it's stormy  weather (next day we're torn)
Who  say, you say we're  not friends
I  say, he say, fuck  you bender
One  day i'm your  blood brother,
Next  day its, fuck  your mother
-no  offence, tell your mum I think  she's quite nice,
 that particular  dig was directed  at you and not your
 mother.
 My mother used to have a nice smile on her face, till
 dad went out to get some more milk.
 He never did come back...
 then instrumental ending that goes something like this:

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Readable chord sheet for Friends For Never by The Midnight Beast

[C]            [G]

One day we're friends forever,
[Am]Next day we're [Em]friends for never,
[F]Who say, you say, [G]we're best friends,
[F]I say, he say, [G]till the end.

[C]Our friendships [G]like a slice of [Am]chocolate cake,[Em]
You're the [F]icing, you'd be the[C] sponge,
When we're[F] together we [G]become,
[C]A perfect way to [G]end a perfect [Am]dinner time,
Quite subs[Em]tantial glass of [F]wine,
A tasty [C]mint goes down a [F]treat, and helps my
[G]indigestion.

[C]Digest this [G]factual piece of [Am]evidence,
I'm your [Em]butter, you're my [F]toast,
The gravy [C]on my Sunday [F]roast,
-I'm not a fan of your [G]roasts,

[C]What do you mean?
You [G]told me that you liked the one I [Am]cooked the other
day
[Em]-I don't remember
You [F]said you liked the sprouts
[C]-I don't know what to [F]say.
Then you should shut your [G]mouth.

[C]One day we're [G]friends for ever,
[Am]Go take [Em]some singing lessons
[F]What was that?
Nothing twat.
[G]You're a prick
[F]Eat my shit,
No thank you,
It [G]wouldn't be nice.

[C]Our friendships [G]kind of like a [Am]prostitute,
[Em](How?)
Quite worn [F]out, yet still quite [C]fit,
Quite nice [F]arse, great pair of [G]tits.

Well, that's not [C]relevant,
Isn't it?
You're [G]full of shit, and that what's [Am]relevant
Is it?
I'm [Em]going to have a think,
[F]Will you [C]tell me what you think [F]of?
[G]No.

Play this twice during the rap part:
[C]En[G]te[Am]r, [Em]uh [F]   [C]     [F]       [G]
One day we're friends, the next we're not,
It's so confusing the why's and what's
What the hell,
I thought we were friends just now,
Then I remembered, we had a row (oh yeah)
We're like Bradd Pitt and Angela,
But we don't have a child from Cambodia
Uh uh
I'm sick and tired of us having no fun,
Stop being pussy's, and go and work your problems out
son,
'coz i'm done

[C]One day we're [G]born together (one day we're born)
[Am]Next day it's [Em]stormy weather (next day we're torn)
[F]Who say, you say [G]we're not friends
[F]I say, he say, [G]fuck you bender

[C]One day i'm [G]your blood brother,
[Am]Next day its, [Em]fuck your mother
[F]-no offence, tell your mum I [G]think she's quite nice,
that par[F]ticular dig was di[G]rected at you and not your
mother.

My mother used to have a nice smile on her face, till
dad went out to get some more milk.
He never did come back...

then instrumental ending that goes something like this:

[C] [G] [Am] [Em] [F] [C] [F] [G] [C]

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