Shipwrecked

I can't [A]think of a single thing [E]I'd rather do
Than be [F#m]cast away on an [D]island with you
No, I [A]can't think of anything [E]more heavenly
than to [F#m]have you shipwrecked on a [D]tropical [E]island with [A]me.

Shipwrecked with [D]you, shipwrecked with [E]you
I can't [A]think of a single thing [E]I'd rather do
than be [F#m]cast away on an [D]island with you.

[A]Far from distractions and [E]matters of state,
[Bm]we can quit smoking and [C#]quickly lose weight,
[A]sleeping till noon and then [D]staying up late,
at [Bm]latitude zero and [E]longitude eight.
[A]I am a gentleman: [E]should you get hurt,
[Bm]I'll make a tourniquet [C#]out of my shirt.
[A]You needn't do much, just [E]sit there and flirt,
and [Bm]if it looks drizzly, I'll [E]build us a yurt.

I can't [A]think of a single thing [E]I'd rather do,
and [F#m]that's why I had to get [D]rid of the crew.
So I [A]lopped off their heads and dropped [E]them in the sea,
just to [F#m]have you shipwrecked on a [D]tropical [E]island with [A]me.
Shipwrecked with [D]you, shipwrecked with [E]you
I can't [A]think of a single thing [E]I'd rather do,
and [F#m]that's why I decapi[D]tated the crew.

[A]How could I know there's no [E]island nearby?
[Bm]If I don't eat something [C#]soon, I'll just die.
[A]I wouldn't eat you.  Oh, n[E]ever, not I.
[Bm]So let's catch a shark and I'll [E]make us a pie.
[A]What shall we use for bait?  [E]Lend me a hand.
[Bm]I'll sew it back on when [C#]we get to land.
[A]But if the shark takes it, [E]that would be grand
[Bm](because we won't starve to death, [E]you understand).

I can't [A]think of a single thing [E]I wouldn't do
to [F#m]end up shipwrecked on an [D]island with you.
No, there's [A]nobody I wouldn't [E]kill -- nobody
just to [F#m]have you shipwrecked on a [D]tropical [E]island with [A]me.

Shipwrecked with [D]you, shipwrecked with [E]you
I can't [A]think of a single thing [E]I'd rather do
To [F#m]end up shipwrecked on an [D]island with you

a[A]gain.