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Puppy Mills Presents Acoustic

The Gay Blades
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Chords in this song

Strum
D-DU-UDU
  (v2)  5 7 7 6 x x
 I've got to brainstorm  ways to keep us  alive
 And i've got millionaire  friends sending checks all  of the time
And  with  a milk box  portrait blown up poster  size
 Well I might have found  a way to keep some hope in their  eyes
Oh yeah  well I could pan  handle on the side of the  street
 In hopes of finding  money and food for us  to eat
Oh yeah  well, I could sell  your body and you could sell  mine
 If only we  could find somebody to buy
 I was drunk  in the moment you left  me
 And I'm surely  still falling down  stairs
 She says baby  don't bother I've fallen  for another
 And I ain't  getting up again
 OOOHH
 Well we could find  God and join a seminary
 If I was Father  Clark then I'd be Father  Puppy
Oh yeah  well, after all,  I hear God pays pretty  well,
 We could pay off all  the kids to show and never  tell
Oh yeah  well, we could get  a job making $5.25  or
 $5.15  depending on which side  of the
state-line,  on which we reside
 I’ve got to brainstorm  ways to keep  us alive
 Well I was drunk  in the moment she found  me
 And I'm surely  still falling down  stairs
 But baby  don't bother I've fallen  for another
 And I ain't  getting up again
 ALRIGHT!
 Remember those  guys who lived under the  bridge
 They were a band  once but we all  soon forgot
 How The Gay Blades  fell on hard times  and slit wrists
 They've got  no fucking money, cause they would  not write the
Could  not write the
Would  not write the
Could not write the
Would not write the
Could not write the.... hits
 *I'm not sure 'bout the last chord...
 ** And at the end of the verses he plays something what looks like an A chord, but I
 can't figure out what it really is...

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Readable chord sheet for Puppy Mills Presents Acoustic by The Gay Blades

[A](v2)  5 7 7 6 x x

I've got to brain[Dm]storm ways to keep [Dm]us alive
And i've got million[C]aire friends sending checks [A]all of the time
[Am]And[Gm] wi[Fm]th a milk [Dm]box portrait blown up [Dm]poster size
Well I might have [C]found a way to keep some hope in [A]their eyes

[Am]Oh [Gm]yea[Fm]h well I could [Dm]pan handle on the side of [Dm]the street
In hopes of [C]finding money and food for [A]us to eat
[Am]Oh [Gm]yea[Fm]h well, I could [Dm]sell your body and you could [Dm]sell mine
If only [C]we could find somebody to [A]buy

I was [E]drunk in the moment you [C#m]left me
And I'm s[A]urely still falling down[B] stairs
She says [E]baby don't bother I've f[C#m]allen for another
And I a[A]in't getting up ag[B]ain
OOOHH

[Dm]   [Dm]   [Dm]   [Dm]  [Am] [Gm] [Fm]

Well we could [Dm]find God and join a sem[Dm]inary
If I was [C]Father Clark then I'd be [A]Father Puppy
[Am]Oh [Gm]yea[Fm]h well, after [Dm]all, I hear God pays [Dm]pretty well,
We could pay off [C]all the kids to show and [A]never tell

[Am]Oh [Gm]yea[Fm]h well, we could [Dm]get a job making $5.[Dm]25 or
$5.[C]15 depending on which [A]side of the
[Dm]state-line, on which we reside
I’ve got to [C]brainstorm ways to [A]keep us alive

Well I was [E]drunk in the moment she [C#m]found me
And I'm s[A]urely still falling down[B] stairs
But b[E]aby don't bother I've f[C#m]allen for another
And I a[A]in't getting up ag[Am]ain
ALRIGHT!

[Dm]   [Dm]   [Dm]   [Dm]  [Am] [Gm] [Fm]

[VERSE 3/ENDING]
Remember [Dm]those guys who lived under t[Dm]he bridge
They were a [C]band once but we a[A]ll soon forgot
How The Gay [Dm]Blades fell on hard times[Dm] and slit wrists
They've [C]got no fucking money, cause they [A]would not write t[Am]he [Gm]    [Fm]
[A]Could not write the [Am]    [Gm]       [Fm]
[A]Would not write the [Am]    [Gm]       [Fm]
[A]Could [Am]not [Gm]write [Fm]the
[A]Would [Am]not [Gm]write [Fm]the
[A]Could [Am]not [Gm]write [Fm]the.... [Am]hits

*I'm not sure 'bout the last chord...
** And at the end of the verses he plays something what looks like an A chord, but I
can't figure out what it really is...

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