Bingo

I've got some fat to[F] loose           [Fm]
And something else too      [C]
I never knew [F]the rules                    [Fm]
Because I've never had a[C] girlfriend                           [F]
I suppose I've got a lot [Fm]to learn        [C]
I don't know anything [F]                 [Fm]
I'm only sevent[C]een
I go to publ[F]ic school                [Fm]
They never taught me[C] anything I need to learn                         [F]
But someone told me wher[Fm]e to find out

[C]Out where the lights are[D] red
And the pretty [F]ladies call from the[G]ir shop floors                   [C]
Out where the films are b[D]lue
And the license[F]d places never shut their [G]doors                      [C]
I will go[D] there-bingo               [F]
I will find out [C]
I will discover[D]-bingo               [F]
What the fuss is about       [C]

[F], [Fm], [C]) x 2

So I went up to t[F]own                  [Fm]
and I got some money out   [C]
I found my self a b[F]ar                 [Fm]
Where all the lovely lad[C]ies offered me their help                         [F]
And then I really f[Fm]ound out

[C]Out where the lights are[D] red
And the pretty [F]ladies call from the[G]ir shop floors                   [C]
Out where the films are b[D]lue
And the license[F]d places never shut their [G]doors                      [C]
Yes I went[D] there-bingo                   [F]
and I found out     [C]
Yes I discovered-b[D]ingo                 [F]
What the fuss is about       [C]

[F], [Fm], [C]) x 2

But as I tried to leave
They gave the bill to me
I couldn't quite believe
They made me pay a hundred pounds for diet coke
Or they would call my mother

Out where the skies are black
And they wait for another victim to piss on
Out where the kids are green
And are thick enough to left themselves be conned
Yes I went there-bingo
and I found out
Yes I discovered-bingo
What the fuss is about