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The Table

The Beautiful South
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Chords in this song

Strum
D-DU-UDU
 This table  has four sturdy legs
 A heart  of very  near wild oak
 When others  would have screamed  out loud  my friend
This  one never  even spoke
 I've been sat  upon oohh,  I've been spat  upon oohh
 I've been treated  like a bed
 Been carried  like a stretcher,
 when someone  thinks they're dead
 I've been dined  upon oohh,  I've been wined  upon oohh
 I've been taken  for a fool
Taken  for a desk,
 when they should  have been at school
 This table's been pushed against the door
 When tempers, well tempers, flare at night
 Banged upon with knuckles clenched my friend
 When someone thinks that they are right
 I've been sat upon, I've been spat upon
 I've been treated like a bed
 Been carried like a stretcher,
 when someone thinks they're dead
 I've been dined upon, I've been wined upon
 I've been taken for a fool
 Taken for a desk,
 when they should have been at school
Tables  only turn  when tables learn
Put  me on a bonfire,  watch me burn
Treat  me with some dignity,  don't treat  me like a slave
 Or I'll turn  into the coffin in  your grave
 I've been sat upon, I've been spat upon
 I've been treated like a bed
 Been carried like a stretcher,
 when someone thinks they're dead
 I've been dined upon, I've been wined upon
 I've been taken for a fool
 Taken for a desk,
 when they should have been at school
 Tables only turn when tables learn
 Put me on a bonfire, watch me burn
 Treat me with some dignity, don't treat me like a slave
 Or I'll turn into the coffin in your grave

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Readable chord sheet for The Table by The Beautiful South

This [C]table has four s[G]turdy [Am]legs
A he[C]art of [G]very near wild [Am]oak
When [F]others would have [G]screamed out [C]loud my [Am]friend
[F]This one [G]never even s[C]poke   [C]

I've been [F]sat upon [G]oohh, I've been [C]spat upon [Am]oohh
I've been [F]treated like a bed
Been [G]carried like a stretcher,
when [Am]someone thinks they're dead
I've been [F]dined upon [G]oohh, I've been [C]wined upon [Am]oohh
I've been [F]taken for a fool
[G]Taken for a desk,
when they s[C]hould have been at school

This table's been pushed against the door
When tempers, well tempers, flare at night
Banged upon with knuckles clenched my friend
When someone thinks that they are right

I've been sat upon, I've been spat upon
I've been treated like a bed
Been carried like a stretcher,
when someone thinks they're dead
I've been dined upon, I've been wined upon
I've been taken for a fool
Taken for a desk,
when they should have been at school

[C]Tables only [F]turn when tables [C]learn
[C]Put me on a [F]bonfire, watch me [G]burn
[C]Treat me with some [F]dignity, don't [C]treat me like a [Am]slave
Or I'll [C]turn into the [F]coffin [G]in your [C]grave

I've been sat upon, I've been spat upon
I've been treated like a bed
Been carried like a stretcher,
when someone thinks they're dead
I've been dined upon, I've been wined upon
I've been taken for a fool
Taken for a desk,
when they should have been at school

Tables only turn when tables learn
Put me on a bonfire, watch me burn
Treat me with some dignity, don't treat me like a slave
Or I'll turn into the coffin in your grave

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