Number One Fan

[Amaj7]I was handed dow[F#m]n the look[Bm]s of a man with a b[D]roken nose
That's the[Amaj7] way our family [F#m]was [Bm]I su[D]ppose
But at [Amaj7]least you gave [F#m]me d[Bm]eeply pro[D]found
As we [Amaj7]lay and chattered [F#m]late upon the cricket [Bm]groun[D]d

[E]You didn'd have to l[D]ove me
Where[A] others got r[E]id
You didn't have to tr[E]eat me like a v[D]ery good friend
[A]But I'm glad you [Bm]did
[D]I'm glad that you d[E]id

O[A]ne thing I never [F#m]said to you
And o[A]ne thing I never [F#m]can
Amongst the f[A]alse applause and the de[F#m]afening cheers
I[A]'m you No. 1 [Bm]fan[D]
I'm you No. 1[Amaj7] fan

I'm the r[Amaj7]ichly blessed da[F#m]ughter of a mo[Bm]ther with tatooed ar[D]ms
That's the[Amaj7] way my family [F#m]life[Bm], life was cha[D]rmed
But at [Amaj7]least it gave[F#m] me [Bm]a mental gr[D]ace
And a t[Amaj7]hought at the [F#m]pit of my mind and [Bm]a smile on my f[D]ace

[E]You didn't have to li[D]sten
To a[A] word that I'd s[E]aid
You didn't have to t[E]ell me all those si[D]lly old jokes
[A]For every tear that I [Bm]she[D]d
Every tear that I s[E]hed

'Cos o[A]ne thing I never [F#m]said to you
And o[A]ne thing I never [F#m]can
Amongst the f[A]alse applause and the de[F#m]afening cheers
I[A]'m you No. 1 [Bm]fan[D]
I'm you No. 1[Amaj7] fan

I was h[Amaj7]anded down a [F#m]bike with [Bm]a crooked old wh[D]eel
But I [Amaj7]rode it on a mi[F#m]llion lanes the way tha[Bm]t you made me f[D]eel
But at [Amaj7]least we thought [F#m]about i[Bm]t so long and so h[D]ard
As we[Amaj7] sat upon our m[F#m]other in the [Bm]graveyar[D]d

[E]And you don't have to li[D]sten
To a[A] word in this s[E]ong
You picture hangs the s[E]ame and in the s[D]ame old place
[A]Even though that you've [Bm]gon[D]e
Even though that you've g[E]one

'Cos o[A]ne thing I never [F#m]said to you
And o[A]ne thing I never [F#m]can
Amongst the f[A]alse applause and the de[F#m]afening cheers
I[A]'m you No. 1 [Bm]fan[D]
I'm you No. 1[Amaj7] fan

Yes I am

I'm your No. 1 fan