Polythene Pam

[D/E]  [A]  [E]
[E]   Well, you should [D]see [A]Polythene [E]Pam
   She's so good l[D]ooking but she [A]looks like a [E]man
   Well, you should se[G]e her in drag, dressed in her [B]polythene bag
   Yes, you should [C]see [D]Polythene [E]Pam.
   [C]Yeah, [D]yeah, [E]yeah

[D/E]  [A]  [E]

Get a dose of her in jackboots and kilt
She's killer diller when she's dressed to the hilt
She's the kind of a girl that makes the _News of the World_
Yes, you could say she was attractively built.
Yeah, yeah, yeah

[D/E]  [A]  [E]
[D]  [A]  [E]

[A] She came in through the bathroom [D]window
[A] protected [F#m]by a silver [D]spoon
[A] But now she [F#m]sucks her thumb and [D]wonders
 by the [D7]banks of her own lagoon [A]

D[A]idn't anybody tell[Dm] her?
[A]Didn't anybody see? [Dm]
[G7]Sunday's on the phone to [C]Monday
[G7]                        [C]        (go to 2/4 for the [C])
Tuesday's on the phone to me

She said she'd always been a dancer
Worked in fifteen clubs a day
And though I thought I knew the answer
Well, I knew but I could not say

So I quit the police department
and got myself a steady job
And though she tried her best to help me
she could steal but she could not rob