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If Your Dad Doesnt Have A Beard Youve Got Two Mums

The Beards
Version1
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Chords in this song

Strum
D-DU-UDU
 Inro:
 Remember  When you were fourteen
 Your dad  taught you to shave
 That wasnt  a very fatherly way
For  him to behave
 You had  to watch your first beard
Floating  down the drain
 A beard abandoned
 A son betrayed
 Your dad  taught you how
 And look  at you now
 Ref:
 Cause if your dad  doesnt have  a beard
 Youve got  two mums
 (Two beardless mums)
 Cause if your dad  doesnt have  a beard
 Youve got  two mums
 (Two beardless mums)
 Remember how he watched
 your face ladened with cream
 The mirror fogging over
 As the bathroom filled with steam
 He put the razor in your hand
 And said: "Now lets begin
 Shave with joreflicks jokes(?) my son
 And head for the chin
 Your dad  taught you how
 And look  at you now
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 Repeat ,  end on
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Readable chord sheet for If Your Dad Doesnt Have A Beard Youve Got Two Mums by The Beards

Inro: [A] [C] [D] [F] [G]

Re[A]member When you were fourteen
Your [C]dad taught you to shave
That [D]wasnt a very fatherly way
[A]For him to behave [F]    [G]

You [A]had to watch your first beard
[C]Floating down the drain
[D] A beard abandoned
[A] A son bet[F]rayed      [G]

[F]  Your [G]dad taught you how [A]
[F]  And [G]look at you now    [E7]

Ref:
Cause if your [A]dad doesnt [E]have a [D]beard
Youve [E]got two [A]mums
(Two [E]beardless [D]mums)    [E]
Cause if your [A]dad doesnt [E]have a [D]beard
Youve [E]got two [A]mums
(Two [E]beardless [D]mums)    [E]        [F]            [G]

Remember how he watched
your face ladened with cream
The mirror fogging over
As the bathroom filled with steam

He put the razor in your hand
And said: "Now lets begin
Shave with joreflicks jokes(?) my son
And head for the chin

[F]  Your [G]dad taught you how [A]
[F]  And [G]look at you now    [E7]

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Repeat [F] [G] [A], end on [E7]

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