Miss America

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[Cm7] 8x888x                                [Eb]\[C#] 9x888x
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[F]   x8(10)(10)(10)8

Intro\chorus
[Cm7]              [B]                [Eb]               [F#]
[F]                [F#]               [Eb]      [Eb] [C#]    [Eb] [B]      [Eb] [Bb]

[Cm7]Tommy stutters comically

When he says a lot of things,
[B]Mommy does the shopping,

Daddy's digging through the laundry bins,
[Eb]He likes to try on mommy's things
[F#]With his hair up in her bobby pins
[F]The neighbours very neighbourly
[F#]Occasionally taking peeks at his niece while she takes a pee
[F]I heard the plumbers found a finger when they fixed the basement leak

[Cm7] So pick up the [B]phone
Fix up your [Eb]lawn
Turn the TV [F#]on
There's nothing [F]wrong
Middle Americ[G]a, I love yo[Eb]u      [Eb]         [C#]               [Eb]                  [B]                       [Eb]                          [Bb]

[Cm7]Old Mister Wilkinson killed a man
Drunk from the [B]bar

Hit him with the front of his car
[Eb]Drug him so far,

There was nothing but parts,
For [F#]hundreds of yards
[F]Those thick damn power lines,
Will drive you out your [F#]mind
Edna sits in the [F]shower sometimes,

For hours and cries,

Whenever she forgets to tell Howard goodbye

[Cm7] So pick up the [B]phone
Fix up your [Eb]lawn
Turn the TV [F#]on
There's nothing [F]wrong
Middle Americ[G]a, I love yo[Eb]u      [Eb]         [C#]               [Eb]                  [B]                       [Eb]                          [Bb]

[Cm7]Smoking softly but,

Mommy's body shook
Dropped the coffee [B]cup

I guess the coffee wasn't strong enough
[Eb]Becca was a quiet girl

Behind the wheel
With a [F#]mouth full of diet pills

A couple beers
And some [F]stuff for your sinuses

Dancing in the fire
Smashing [F#]all of the appliances
[F]The psychiatrist said, the Zoloft had some side effects.

[Cm7] So pick up the [B]phone
Fix up your [Eb]lawn
Turn the TV [F#]on
There's nothing [F]wrong
Middle Americ[G]a, We love y[Eb]ou     [Eb]        [C#]              [Eb]                 [B]                      [Eb]                         [Bb]

[Cm7] So pick up the [B]phone
Fix up your [Eb]lawn
Turn the TV [F#]on
There's nothing [F]wrong
Miss America,[G] We love you[Eb]       [Eb]          [C#]                [Eb]                   [B]                        [Eb]                           [Bb]

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