Signs

And the sign say[C]s long haired freaky people  n[A]eed not apply  [G]
So I [D]tuck my hair under my h[A]at and I went in to ask h[G]im why  [A]
[Bm]He said you look like a fine outstanding young [G]man, I think you'll do
So I took [D]off my cap and said [A]imagine that,  [G]me working for yo[A]u

[D]Signs, signs, everywh[C]ere signs        [G]
[D]Fuckin' up the scenery, messin' my mi[G]nd
[D]Do this, don't do that     [A]
Can't you read the sign?       [C]                           [D]

And the sign read anybody caught tresspassing will be shot on site
So I jumped the fence and yelled at the house hey,  what gives you the right
To put up a fence to keep me out,  or to keep mother nature in
If God were here he'd tell it to your face,  man you're some kind of sinner

-        D/ --(RUN) --E/F
A[A]nd say now mister can't you read
 you gotta [G]have a shirt and tie to get a[D] seat
[D]                                     [A]
you can't watch,  no you cant eat
G                              D----------------(intro)
you aint supposed to be here

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And the sign says you got to have a membership card to get inside

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And the sign says everybody welcome come in kneel down and pray
And they passed the plate at the end of it all
and I didn't have a penny to pay
So I got me a pen and paper, and I made out my own fuckin' sign
It said thank you, Lord, for thinkin' 'bout me, I'm alive and doin' fine

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