Monologue Song
Taylor SwiftVersion1
90
Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
I like glitter and sparkly dresses.
But I'm not gonna talk about that
in my monologue.
I like baking and things that smell like winter.
But I'm not gonna talk about that
in my monologue.
La la la. La la la.
I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me.
But I'm not gonna say that
in my monologue.
I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public.
But I'm not gonna say that
in my monologue.
La la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue.
You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on the phone.
But I'm not gonna mention him,
in my monologue.
Hey Joe, I'm doing real well!
Tonight I'm hosting 'SNL.'
But I'm gonna brag about that
in my monologue.
La la la. Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. La la la.
And if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from 'Twilight.'
I'm not gonna comment on that
in my monologue.
La la. La la la la la. This is my musical monologue.
You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye
and how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue.
But there's nothing more to say cuz everything's OK.
I've got security lining the stage.
It's my 'SNL' monologue.
La la. La la la la la. This is my 'SNL' monologue.
La la. La la la la la. That was my 'SNL' monologue.
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Readable chord sheet for Monologue Song by Taylor Swift
[C] [C]I like gl[G]itter and s[Am]parkly dre[Em]sses. [F]But I'm not gonna talk about that [G]in my monologue. [C]I like b[G]aking and th[Am]ings that smell like wi[Em]nter. [F]But I'm not gonna talk about that [G]in my monologue. [C]La la la. La la la. [C]I like writing songs a[G]bout douchebag[Am]s who cheat on me. [Em] [F]But I'm not gonna say that [G]in my monologue. I like writing[C] their names into songs so they're a[G]shamed to go in public. [Am] [Em] [F]But I'm not gonna say that [G]in my monologue. [C] [C]La l[G]a. [Am]La la[G] la la[F] la. This is my musical [G]monologue. [C]You might think I'd[G] bring up Joe, that guy who br[Am]oke up with me on the phone. [Em] [F]But I'm not gonna mention him, [G]in my monologue. [C]Hey Joe, I'm doing real well! [G]Tonight I'm hosting '[Am]SNL.' [Em] [F]But I'm gonna brag about that [G]in my monologue. [C]La la la. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. La la la. [C]And if you're wondering if I might be dating th[G]e werewolf from 'Twilight.' [Am] [Em] ["Hi Taylor," wink & blows kiss.] [F]I'm not gonna comment on that [G]in my monologue. [C]La l[G]a. [Am]La la[G] la la[F] la. This is my musical [G]monologue. [Am] [Am]You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye [Em] and how [F]he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue. [C]But there's nothing[G] more to say cuz everything's[Am] OK. [G] [F] I've got security lining the stage. [F] It's my 'SNL' monologue. [C]La l[G]a. [Am]La la[G] la l[F]a la. This is my 'SNL' m[G]onologue. [C]La l[G]a. [Am]La la[G] la la[F] la. That was my 'SNL' m[G]onologue.