Neapolitan Bridesmaid

(I know this isn't right, but it's good enough for me.)
     [G]       [C]       [G]       [C]       [G]       [C]           [G]
e|--3-3---0-0-0-0---3-3---0-0-0-0---3-3---0-0-0-0---3-3-3-3-3-3--|
B|--0-0---1-1-3-3---0-0---1-1-3-3---0-0---1-1-3-3---0-0-0-0-0-0--|
G|--0-0---0-0-0-0---0-0---0-0-0-0---0-0---0-0-0-0---0-0-0-0-0-0--|
D|--0-0---2-2-2-2---0-0---2-2-2-2---0-0---2-2-2-2---0-0-0-0-0-0--|
A|--2-2---3-3-3-3---2-2---3-3-3-3---2-2---3-3-3-3---2-2-2-2-2-2--|
E|--3-3-------------3-3-------------3-3-------------3-3-3-3-3-3--|
    [D] [D]   u [D] u [D]   [D] [D]   u [D] u [D]   [D] [D]   u [D] u [D]   [D] [D] u u [D] u

(strumming: d=down, u=up)

Jos[G]hua smi[D]led, said lis[G]ten to re[D]ason,
Do[G]n't blame [D]me when the w[Em]alls come tum[C]bling do[G]wn.

So [G]I was adr[D]ift on the s[G]ea of lon[D]ging,
awai[G]ting the tru[D]mpets to r[Em]aise your iv[C]ory g[G]own.

And if [Em]on-[C]ly t[C]ime w[D]ill t[G]ell,
Then I ca[C]n't stand waiting
While the li[C]ghts are changing on [Em]me.
T[C]ell it to my o[C]wn fr[D]ee wi[G]ll.
If I l[Bm]ost this thorn from my s[Em]ide,
I think I'd d[D]ie.

(repeat intro)

(same as Verse 1 in terms of chords)
Albert Camus said, "living is anguish,
but don't dare let those bastards weigh you down."

And if this is so, then I see no reason
for spending the evening doing anything but going downtown.

And if [Em]on-[C]ly t[C]ime w[D]ill t[G]ell,
Then I ca[C]n't stand waiting
While the li[C]ghts are changing on [Em]me.
T[C]ell it to my o[C]wn fr[D]ee wi[G]ll.
If I l[Bm]ost this thorn from my s[Em]ide,
I'd probably [D]I'd die,
Most likely d[D]ie,
I think I'd [D]die.

(repeat intro and end on G)

Enjoy! =)