Give You Up For Lent

[G]Baby i'm gonna [C]have to [G]give you up for [C]Lent

[G]You took all my [C]credit cards

[G]My money's been [C]spent

[G]You took out my [C]Mercedes

[G]And brought it home with a [C]dent

[G]Baby i'm gonna [C]have to [D]give you up for [G]Lent

[G]Well, ever since i've [C]known you

[D]You've been pretty [G]loose

[G]Especially when you [C]get on

[D]The Wild Turkey and the [G]juice

[G]I gave you enough [C]rope

[D]To hang yourself with that [G]noose

[G]i'm gonna send you to [F]Morocco

[C]To go on and cook up some [G]cous-cous

[G]Hey, hey

You deserved my foot
But I gave you my hand
You asked for a boy
But I gave you a man
I took you to the beach
You said, "Ah, there's too much sand"
I'm gonna send you to Beijing
To go on and cook some moo goo gai pan
Hey, hey

You said you were bored
I said, "Hey, why not take up judo?"
You busted my collar bone
And you called me a puto
I thought you were intellectual
But you were just pseudo
I'm gonna send you to Acapulco
To go on and cook some menudo
Odelay!