Word Gets Around Part Two

{tuning: Standard (EADGBE)}
       [A]         x0222x        [Asus4]-[G]     3x223x        [G5]       3x003x
       [Asus4]     x0223x        [D7]-[F#]       2x022x        [D5]       xx023x
       [D]-[F#]      2x023x        [E]           022300

{section: Verse 1}
        [A]      [Asus4]     [A]     {       {     [D]-[F#]               {         {
                           I gotta lose weight,                     I,

        [A]      [Asus4]     [A]      {       {    [D]-[F#]
          I,                    swallow              honey.

        [A]      [Asus4]     [A]      {       {    [D]-[F#]     [D7]-[F#]     {         {
          Is  my  stand      up show,                         still,

        [A]      [Asus4]     [A]      {       {    [D]-[F#]     [D7]-[F#]     {         {
         still,                still that             funny?

        [A]  Am   I   back   for   good?        [D] I[F#]       [D7]sai[F#]d      [D]th[F#]at   I,

        [A]       [Asus4]         s[A]aid   that   I    wo[D]ul[F#]d  be. [D7]    [F#]

        [A] She's [Asus4]down  [G]   w[A]aist low            [D]  [F#]       [D7]   [F#] trying,

        [A]       [Asus4]      [G] to [A]    make      me    [D]ha[F#]ppy.   [D7]   [F#]   Because,

{section: Bridge 1}
        [E]I       [D]li[F#]ke     wat[E]ching you. [D]  [F#]          [D]  [F#]    It's

{section: Chorus 1}
       t[A]ime I tried, tried to ch[D]ec[F#]k my, check my [G5]eyelids, check for h[D5]oles.      It's

       t[A]ime I tried, tried to ch[D]ec[F#]k my, check my [G5]eyelids, check for h[D5]oles.

{section: Verse 2}
        [A]      [Asus4]-[G]   [A]      {        {    [D]-[F#]    [D7]-[F#]      {          {
                             Two weeks late,                          I,

        [A]      [Asus4]-[G]   [A]      {        {    [D]-[F#]    [D7]-[F#]      {          {
                           I gotta test for babies.

        [A]      S[Asus4]hop ta[G]ke's[A] falling low,        [D] I[F#]'m    [D7] no[F#]t     going

        [A] back, [Asus4]      [G]    [A] back  to  the  facto[D]ri[F#]es.   [D7]   [F#]   Because

{section: Bridge 2}
        [E]I       [D]li[F#]ke       [E]          [D]wh[F#]at I  do. [D]  [F#]           It's

{section: Chorus 2}
as above)

{section: Instrumental break}
         [A]             [D5]              [G5]              [D5]
         [A]              [D5]                [G5]                [D5]       It's

{section: Chorus 3}
as above)

{section: Outro}
        t[A]ime I tried, it's tim[D]e [F#]I tried, it's t[G5]ime I tried, it's tim[D5]e I tried.

        T[A]ime I tried, it's tim[D]e [F#]I tried, it's t[G5]ime I tried to check [D5]my lids for h[A]oles.

      * 8. Same Size Feet *

Chords
       [Ebm7]      x68676         [F#]       244322         [B]-[E]       x7444x
       [B](1)      x24442         [E]-[B]      x22100         [B]-[G]       xx544x
       [E]         x7999x         B (2 fr.)     x2444x         [B]-[A]       xx044x
       E#m7      x46454         [B]-[Eb]     x6444x

{section: Riffs}
{sot}      e----------------------------|      e---------------------|
      b--4--5--4--4--5--7--5--4----|      b---------------------|
  1:  g--4-----4--4-----------4--4-|  2:  g---------------------|
      d----------------------------|      d--4h6--4-------------|
      A----------------------------|      A----------4h6--4--2--|
      E----------------------------|      E---------------------|{eot}

{section: Verse 1}
        {        {        {       {
       A week's too long not to ring.

       [Ebm7]     Re-colours her hair [Ebm7]      and waits for him.

       [B]     No cat against  dog  [B]    just head over heels.

       [Ebm7]    Sex twice a date     [Ebm7]     best time in years.

       [E]   Oh no,           why  h[Ebm7]asn't he phoned?      She

       [E] has to wait until he's on[Ebm7] his own.

       [E]Lying and denying so no-[Ebm7]body knows,  I'll

       [E]tell her this [Ebm7]week is what he [C#m7]tells her to kee[B]p her on

       [F#]loan.                    [E]  [B]    He'll buy her one day.

Instrumental Break 1

       (R 1)............................(R 1)............................
        [B]                     [B]               [B]                     [B]

{section: Verse 2}
       [B]    Sex drives oral h[B]ighs, cheated wives and spies.

(as chord progression in Verse 1, from first D#m7)

       Cream cakes, coffee dates, floral gifts goodbye.
       Passed away for the day had a change of kind.
       Sex change too mundane for the average mind.
       Oh no, she just can't see,
       where he is, or where he's been.
       Looked prim and straight like she's always been
       All that she saved for went missing again.

Instrumental Break 2 (as before)

Mid Section

       [C#m7]     {    [C#m7]      {    [C#m7]     {    [C#m7]       {
               She  could be, she could be, she   could be,

       [B]     wrong.                 [B]

       [C#m7]     {    [C#m7]      {    [C#m7]     {    [C#m7]       {
               She  could be, she could be, she   could be,

       [B]                wrong.      [B]

       [C#m7]     {    [C#m7]      {    [C#m7]     {    [C#m7]       {
               She  could be, she could be, she   could be,

       [B]      wrong.                [B]

       [C#m7]     {    [C#m7]      {    [C#m7]     {    [C#m7]       {
               It looks like, it looks like the  word's got around.

Instrumental Break 3 (as before, X2)

{section: Verse 3}
as Verse 2, with the extra B(1) chords)

        They found a body in the lake.
        Maybe, it wasn't really his name.
        Same colour, same weight, same size feet.
                     (R 2).................
        It's the not knowing that kills you.
        Oh no, the clocks stopped slow,
        everytime you're on your own.
        You hide from the spies so no-body knows.
        Scratch through the pages of the lazy days news for a clue.
        Still looking for you.

Instrumental Break 4 (as before, X2)

Instrumental Break 5

        [B]         [B]            [B] [Eb]           [B] [Eb]
        [B] [E]       [B] [E]          [B]              [B]
        [B]         [B]            [B] [Eb]           [B] [Eb]
        [B] [E]       [B] [E]          [B] [G]            [B] [A]

{section: Outro}
same as instrumental break 1 end the song on B(1))

      * 9. Last Of The Big Time Drinkers *

Chords
       [A7]       x02223          [Bm7]        x24232          [F]         133211
       [A]        577655          [D]          xx0232          [G]         355433
       [Em7]      068676          [E]          022100          C#8-[A]     x0 11x 14x
       [F#m]      244222          [Bm]         x24432          [G]-[A]       x09787

{section: Intro}
         [A7]           [A7]

{section: Verse 1}
        [A] Ten minutes flat a[A]fter that day at the facto[Em7]ry,
         I'm dr[Em7]inking like a dog in the sun.
        [A] I don't need to eat or sleep[A] a wink at the w[Em7]eekend,
         just [Em7]rot my guts and I

{section: Bridge 1}
        [F#m]    can't wait for my [Bm7]next drink. The f[F#m]irst one is go[D]nna sink,

                     [D]    {   {   {   {
            I'm the last of the big time

{section: Chorus 1}
       d[A]rinke[E]rs.  I take p[Bm]ride in my work, I'm the l[E]ast of the big time d[A]rinke[E]rs.

       My b[F]eer don't taste the same with[G]out my name painted on my[D] glass.  [F]           [G]

{section: Verse 2}
as before)

       I don't live to work, I work to live and live at the weekend
       and maybe spend a week in the sun.
       I come home, wet the bed throw my sheets out the window
       and Sunday morning comes and I

{section: Bridge 2}
as before)

{section: Chorus 2}
as before)

{section: Instrumental break}
        [A]            [A]           [Em7]          [Em7]

        [A]             [A]            [Em7]             [Em7]    and I

{section: Bridge 3}
as before, but without the rests)

{section: Chorus 3}
       d[A]rinke[E]rs.  I take p[Bm]ride in my work, I'm the l[E]ast of the big time d[A]rinke[E]rs.

       Just give me [Bm]hops or the slops, I'm the las[E]t of the big time d[A]rinke[E]rs.

       I take [Bm]pride in my work I'm the l[E]ast of the big time d[A]rink[E]ers.    [F]           [G]

{section: Outro}
      C#8-A         C#8-A        G-A-----------|          G-A
      C#8-A         C#8-A        G-A-----------|          G-A
      C#8-A         C#8-A        G-A-----------|          G-A
      C#8-A         C#8-A        G-A-----------|          G-A
      C#8-A         C#8-A        G-A-----------|          G-A

      * 10. Goldfish Bowl *

Chords
        [G5]       355xxx         [G]        320033        [Dsus4]        xx0233
        [D5]       xx023x         [D]        xx0232        [Em7]          022030
        [C]        x32010         [Bm7]      x24232        [C]+9          x32033

{section: Riffs}
{sot}      e-------------|      e-------------------|      e-------------------|
      b--3--1--0----|      b-----1--3--1--0----|      b-----1--3--1--0--0-|
  1:  g--0--0--0--2-|  2:  g-----0--0--0--0--2-|  3:  g-----0--0--0--0--0-|
      d--2--2--2--0-|      d-----2--2--2--2--0-|      d-----2--2--2--2--2-|
      A--3--3--3--3-|      A--3----------------|      A--3----------------|
      E-------------|      E-------------------|      E-------------------|{eot}

{sot}      e-------------------------------------|      e----------------------------------|
      b-----0--3--1--0-----------3--1--0----|      b--1--3--5--5--5--5--5--5--3--1--0-|
  4:  g-----0--0--0--0--2-----2--0--0--0--2-|  5:  g--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0-|
      d-----0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0-|      d--2-------------------------------|
      A-------------------------------------|      A--3-------------------------------|
      E--3----------------------------------|      E----------------------------------|{eot}

{section: Intro}
                                                 (R 1)................
      [G5]   Same long f[D5]aces in the work[C]mans' hall.    [C]

{section: Verse 1}
                                    (R 2).........(R 2)..............
      [G]  Caramel cris[D]p counts his birds[C].             [C]
                                     (R 2).........(R 2)................
      [G]  Cliff chip's lin[D]es up his domin[C]oes.          [C]
                                              (R 2).........(R 2).............
      [G]  Kingfisher lead sing[D]er calm's his nerves[C].             [C]

{section: Bridge 1}
       [Bm7]  I'm drinking, sinkin[C]g, swimming, drown[Bm7]ing, working, smirkin[C]g,
         learning, burn[Bm7]ing, sleeping, theiving[C], cheating, b[D]eating, I'm [Dsus4]eating
         I'm deep[Dsus4]   in a goldfish

{section: Chorus 1}
        (R 4).................................(R 5)...............................
          [G]    bowl.         I[D]t's sink or swim   [C]                   [C]

{section: Verse 2}
                                       (R 2)...........(R 2)
      [G] The hall down tow[D]n just burned to [C]the ground.  [C]

      [G] My boxing rin[D]g turned to ash. [C]                 [C]

      [G] Redhead, gi[D]nger bread sells tickets [C]at the door. [C]

      [G] Stella sleepw[D]alks in the sand.[C]             [C]

{section: Bridge 2}
as before)

{section: Chorus 2}
                                          (R 2)..........(R 2)................
           [G]   bowl,     [D]  It's sink or swim.[C]               [C]   Looking in

           [G]             [D]  They're looking in[C].              [C]

{section: Instrumental break}
           [D]       [Em7]         [C]+9         [C]+9
           [D]       [Em7]         [C]+9         [C]+9

{section: Verse 3}
                                            (R 2).........(R 2).............
      [G] Hard up, outta[D] luck, time to ride the v[C]illage bike.  [C]
                                        (R 2)..........(R 2)..............
      [G] A bike been [D]used ten times or more.[C]               [C]
                                                (R 2)........(R 2)........
      [G] Grapevine, her[D]e's the wife, lays down her r[C]oyal flush.  [C]

      [G] I think I've l[D]ost another [C]   wife.      [C]

{section: Bridge 3}
as before)

{section: Outro}
                                        (R 2)........(R 2)...........
      [G]   bowl,        [D]  It's sink or swim.[C]             [C]
                                        (R 2)........(R 2)...........
      [G]                [D]  It's sink or      [C]      swim.  [C]

      [G]

      * 11. Too Many Sandwiches *

Chords
        [D]-F#(1)        x977xx         [A]       x02220         [G5]          35xxxx
        [Gsus2](1)       x10 77xx       [Bm]      x2443x         [D5]-A(1)     xx77xx
        [D]-F#(2)        2x023x         [E7]      022130         [D5]-A (2 fr.)     x0023x
        [Gsus2](2)       3x023x         [Am7]     x02010         [Asus4]       002230
        [C]              x3555x         [D5]      xx023x         [A7]          x02223
        [G]              355433         [A5]      57xxxx         [D]-[A]         x00232
        [C]+9            x3203x

{section: Riffs}
{sot}      e--------------------------------------------------|
      b--------3-------3-----3----------3--------3-----3-|
  1:  g-----2-------2-----2----------2--------2-----2----|
      d--4-------4-------------4--5--------5-------------|
      A--------------------------------------------------|
      E--------------------------------------------------|{eot}

{sot}      e----0-----0---------0-----0---------0-----0---------0-----0-------|
      b------3-----3---3-----3-----3---3-----3-----3---3-----3-----3---3-|
  2:  g--2-----2-----2---2-----2-----2---0-----0-----0---0-----0-----0---|
      d------------------------------------------------------------------|
      A------------------------------------------------------------------|
      E------------------------------------------------------------------|{eot}

{section: Intro}
      (R 1)............................(R 1)..............................
       [D] [F#(1)]        [Gsus2]            [D] [F#(1)]            [Gsus2]

{section: Verse 1}
        [D]Sh[F#(2)]opping spree for your family tree, [Gsus2]haven't seen your family tree,

        in [D]qu[F#(2)]ite a while.                    [Gsus2]

        [D]To[F#(2)]o many sandwiches and wine, [Gsus2]sherry stains down your best man's tie,

        [D]wh[F#(2)]at a speech.                [Gsus2]                   [C]              [G]The

{section: Verse 2}
        [D]ba[F#(2)]nd arrives and the grannies cry, the [Gsus2]singers' tongues' in the barmaids mouth,

        [D]wh[F#(2)]at a voice.                          [Gsus2]

        [D]Gr[F#(2)]andpa drunk a drop or two, [Gsus2]heads' still stuck in the portaloo,

        [D]-F#(2)      [Gsus2](2)        [C]+9        [Gsus2](2)      [D]-F#(2)       [Gsus2](2)
        what a man.                                                       You bought a

{section: Chorus 1}
        seq[A]uin dress for your [D]ch[F#(2)]icken breasts, the disc[A]o's late

        and he's [Bm]over  -  [D]pa[F#(2)]id        [Gsus2]tonight.      [E7]  You got a

        di[A]amond ring and a[D] m[F#(2)]an who sings, the m[A]an who sings

        made l[Bm]ove to the  [D] b[F#(2)]ar    -  [Gsus2] maid     twice.  [A]

        And that's just tonight[D]  [F#(2)]        [Gsus2]           [D5]      [Gsus2]           [A5]      [G5]    Th[A5]e

{section: Verse 3}
        (R 1)..................................................................................
        [D] b[F#(1)]lue-rinsed hairs lift up their chairs, the b[Gsus2]and's too loud, they're off downstairs,

        (R 1)..................................................................................
        [D] w[F#(1)]hat a noise.                                [Gsus2]

        (R 1)...................................................................................
        [D] T[F#(1)]he bride and groom, they dance their dance and the si[Gsus2]nger mimes, there's still a chance,

        (R 1)..................................................................................
        [D]-F#(1)              [Gsus2](1)        [C]+9       [Gsus2](2)       [D]-F#(2)     [Gsus2](2)
         the barmaid smiles.                                                      You bought a

{section: Chorus 2}
        se[A]quin dress for your[D] c[F#(2)]hicken breasts, the dis[A]co's late

        and he's [Bm]over  -  [D]pa[F#(2)]id        [Gsus2]tonight.      [E7]  You got a

        di[A]amond ring and a[D] m[F#(2)]an who sings, the m[A]an who sings

        made l[Bm]ove to the  [D] b[F#(2)]ar    -  [Gsus2] maid     twice.  [A]

        And that's just tonight[D]. [F#(2)]         [Gsus2]                    [D5]                          [Gsus2]                                     [A5]                                           [A5]                                                 [A5]                                                       [A5]

{section: Instrumental break}
        [Gsus2]              [D] [F#(1)]          [D5] [A(1)]         [D5] [A(1)]
        [Gsus2]              [D] [F#(1)]          [D5] [A(1)]         [D5] [A]
        [Gsus2]              [D] [F#(2)]          [D5] [A]                 [D5] [A]
        [Gsus2]              [D] [F#(2)]
        [C]+9                [Gsus2](2)         [D]-F#(2)         [Asus4]
                                                             You bought a

{section: Chorus 3}
        (R 2)..................................................
        se[A]quin dress for your[D] c[F#(2)]hicken breasts, the dis[A]co's late

        .......................................................
        and he's [Bm]over  -  [D]pa[F#(2)]id        [Gsus2]tonight.      [E7]  You got a

        (R 2)..................................................
        di[A]amond ring and a[D] m[F#(2)]an who sings, the m[A]an who sings

        .......................................................
        made l[Bm]ove to the  [D] b[F#(2)]ar    -  [Gsus2] maid    [Gsus2] twice.       [E7]

        (R 2)..................................................
        Gr[A]andpa drunk a dr[D]op[F#(2)] or two, hea[A]ds' still stuck

        .......................................................
        in the [Bm]port[D]al[F#(2)]oo, again.     [Gsus2]               [Gsus2]                             [E7]

           (R 2)........................................................................
        The b[A]ride and groom, they[D] d[F#(2)]ance their dance and the singer [A]mimes, there's stil[Bm]l a

        .................................................................
        [D]ch[F#(2)]ance,      [Gsus2]            tonight.      [Asus4]          And the barmaid

        [D] s[F#(2)]miles.               [Gsus2]                                     [D5]                                                   [Gsus2]

{section: Outro}
       [A5]       [A5]   [G5]  [A5]       [A5]   [G5]   [A5]       [A5]   [G5]   [A5]       [A5]   [G5]

       [A7]       [D] [A]      [A]        [A]         [A7]       [D] [A]       [A]        [A]

       [Am7]      [Am7]      [Am7]      [Am7]       [Am7]      [Am7]       [Am7]      [Am7]

       [Am7]  [G5]  [Am7]  [G5]  [Am7]  [G5]  [Am7]  [G5]   [Am7]  [G5]  [Am7]  [G5]   [Am7]  [G5]  [Am7]  [G5]

       [Am7]  [G5]  [Am7]  [G5]  [Am7]  [G5]  [Am7]  [G5]   [Am7]  [G5]  [Am7]  [G5]   [Am7]  [G5]

      * 12. Billy Daveys' Daughter *

Chords
       [C]+9      x3203x         [C]        x32010      [Am7]       x02010
       [Em]       022000         [D]-[F#]     2x023x      [G]-[D]       xx000x
       [G]        320033         [Em7]      022030      [D5]        xx023x

{section: Riffs}
{sot}      e--0--0--0--0----------|
      b--------------3--1--0-|
  1:  g----------------------|
      d----------------------|
      A----------------------|
      E----------------------|{eot}

{section: Intro}
       C+9 (strum once, lightly) {    {    {

                          (R 1)..............                  (R 1)..............
       [Em]                   ([Em]R 1).............. [G]                   [G]
       [C]                   [C]                  [G]             {   [G]    [D]-[F#]

{section: Verse 1}
       [Em7]               I  ne[Em7]ver knew her       [G]    name.         [G]
       [C]                I on[C]ly knew her        [G]    fame.         [G]

{section: Verse 2}
       [Em7]              She li[Em7]ved near   my      [G]    town.         [G]
       [C]                   [C]                  [G]              {  [G]    [D]-[F#]
           Another      goldfish   to  drown.

{section: Verse 3}
       [Em]              Well I[Em]  just passed      [G]   the bridge.    [G]
       [C]                   [C]                  [G]              {  [G]    [D]-[F#]
                      That parts us from            them.

{section: Bridge}
       [Em]              The br[Em]idge that she      [G]    used.         [G]
       [C]            Again   [C]   and again.      [Am7]                  [Am7]   A-
       [C]gain.               [C]                      [G]                        [D]

Mid Section
       [G]I              re - [G]mem - ber          [D]  [F#]   when they fou[D]nd[F#] her,
       [C]                   [C]              {   [G]    [D]-[F#]   [C]
       Billy Daveys' daughter.           The word  gets  around.
       {  [G]     [D]-[F#]   [C]
         Word   gets  around.

{section: Chorus}
      B[G]illy Daveys' second [G]daughter          t[D]hr[F#]ew herself to di[D]rt[F#]y water.
      B[C]illy's left with not[C]hing but a         [D5]   dream.         [D5]
      B[G]illy Daveys' second [G]daughter          t[D]hr[F#]ew herself to di[D]rt[F#]y water.
      B[C]illy's left with not[C]hing but a         [D5]   dream.         [D5]   He

{section: Outro}
      d[G]reams.              [G]        He        d[D]re[F#]ams.            [D]  [F#] He
      d[C]reams.              [C]        He        d[D5]reams.            [D5]    He
      d[G]reams.              [G]        He        d[D]re[F#]ams.            [D]  [F#] He
      d[C]reams.              [C]        He        d[D5]reams.            [D5]

       {    [G]    [D]-[F#]      [C]   {    {     {    [G](lightly strum once to end)
          Word   gets   around.

There, that took me ages. Hope it comes in useful;')