Half A Man
Stephen LynchVersion1
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
C
E|-0----3----2----0-|
B|-0----0----3----1-|
G|-1----0----2----0-|
D|-2----0----0----2-|
A|-2----2----X----3-|
E|-0----3----X----X-|
All my days,
I live with my disgrace
I'm afraid to show my face
Or at least take off my underwear...
See I was born
Like a half way neutered pet
I dont have a matching set
Its a part of me
That just aint there
Please, dont stare
Well Im a gambling man with out two dice
Im like Uncle Ben with only one grain of rice
Oh to have two testis would be so nice
But Im half a man
Yeah, Im half a man
Wanna die
end it all, just call it quits
I cant find a cup that fits
And at baseball games I feel so dumb
When I hear ball one?
Oh, my God
How could you have been so cruel
To give me one family jewel
And the one thats there must feel so sad
Hes a lonely nad
Well Im a marathon runner with just one leg
Im a fallopian tube with just one egg
Oh, I want another testi
Do I have to beg?
Im half a man
Yeah, im half a man
kinda like chorus
Well Im a tweedle dee with no tweedle dum
And Im a Siskel and an Ebert with just one thumb
And Im a Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of rum
Im just half a man
Yeah, Im half a man
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Readable chord sheet for Half A Man by Stephen Lynch
[E] [G] [D] [C] E|-0----3----2----0-| B|-0----0----3----1-| G|-1----0----2----0-| D|-2----0----0----2-| A|-2----2----X----3-| E|-0----3----X----X-| All my [E]days, I [G]live with [D]my disg[E]race I'm [G]afraid to [D]show my [E]face Or at l[G]east take [D]off my [C]underwear... See I was [E]born Like a [G]half way [D]neutered [E]pet I dont [G]have a [D]matching [E]set Its a [G]part of [D]me That [C]just aint there Please, dont stare Well Im a [E]gambling man with[G] out two dice Im like [E]Uncle Ben with only one [G]grain of rice Oh to [E]have two testis would [G]be so nice But Im h[D]alf [C]a ma[E]n Yeah, Im [D]half [C]a man[E] Wanna [E]die end it a[G]ll, just [D]call it [E]quits I cant [G]find a [D]cup that [E]fits And at [G]baseball [D]games I [C]feel so dumb When I [C]hear ball one? Oh, my [E]God How could [G]you have [D]been so [E]cruel To give [G]me one [D]family [E]jewel And the [G]one thats [D]there must [C]feel so sad Hes a [C]lonely nad Well Im a [E]marathon runner with [G]just one leg Im a [E]fallopian tube with j[G]ust one egg Oh, I [E]want another testi Do I [G]have to beg? Im [D]half [C]a [E]man Yeah, im [D]half [C]a [E]man [E]kin[G]da l[E]ike [G]chor[E]us [G] [D] [C] Well Im a [E]tweedle dee with no tweedle d[G]um And Im a [E]Siskel and an Ebert with just one [G]thumb And Im a [E]Yo Ho Ho with no bottle of [G]rum Im just [D]half [C]a m[E]an Yeah, Im [D]half [C]a m[E]an