Grandfather Die
Stephen LynchVersions2
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Chords in this song
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When grandfather dies
life will be strange
when grandfather dies
my whole world will change
when grandfather dies
i'll scream and i'll yell
coz i'll be f***in rich as hell
So grandfather die
dont keep me in suspense
Oh grandfather cough
up that inheritence
oh grandfather dont
hold on another day
i love you to death
but i've got bills to pay
A stroke would be nice
Disease would be cool
I'll scatter his ashes in my new swimming pool
I'll jam with the stones, I'll dine with the queen
So let's say we unplug that machine
(Same as first chorus)
So grandfather fly
to heaven you must pass
So grandfather think
of all that juicy angel ass
So grandfather die
before the fiscal year
Oh how I
wish cavorky N were here
For gods sake you must be as old as the hills
Im sick of the stench from your diaper spills
Your deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee
You donate your blood everytime that you pee
Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains
Your so old your penis has vericose vein
Oh why dont you die
Oh why must you fight
You old mother f***er just walk toward goddamn light
Walk toward the light old man
Its all over now
My grandad is dead
A mysterious blow
To his wrinkled old head
Before I collect, a small oversight
But everything should turn out alright
I'll start working on my grandma tonight
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Readable chord sheet for Grandfather Die by Stephen Lynch
When [G]grandfather dies [Bm]life will be [C]strange [G]when grandfather dies [Bm]my whole world will [C]change [G]when grandfather dies [Bm]i'll scream and i'll [C]yell [N.C.]coz i'll be f***in rich as hell [D]So grandfather [G]die [Bm]dont keep me in [C]suspense [D]Oh grandfather [G]cough [Bm]up that inher[C]itence [D]oh grandfather [G]dont [Bm]hold on another [C]day [D]i love you to [G]death [N.C.]but i've got bills to pay [D]A stroke would be [G]nice [Bm]Disease would be [C]cool [D]I'll scatter his [G]ashes in [Bm]my new swimming [C]pool [D]I'll jam with the [G]stones, I'll [Bm]dine with the [C]queen [C]So let's say we [D]unplug that [G]machine (Same as first chorus) So grandfather fly to heaven you must pass So grandfather think of all that juicy angel ass So grandfather die before the fiscal year Oh how I wish cavorky N were here [D]For gods sake you [G]must be as [Bm]old as the [C]hills [D]Im sick of the [G]stench from your [Bm]diaper [C]spills [D]Your deaf, dumb, [G]and blind, [Bm]and an ampu[C]tee [D]You donate your [G]blood everyt[Bm]ime that you [C]pee [D]Your arthritis [G]acts up when[Bm]ever it [C]rains [D]Your so old your [G]penis has [Bm]vericose [C]vein [G]Oh why dont you [Bm]die Oh why must you [C]fight [G]You old mother [Bm]f***er just [C]walk toward [G]god[Bm]damn [C]light [D]Walk toward the light old man [D]Its all over [G]now [Bm]My grandad is [C]dead [D]A mysterious [G]blow [Bm]To his wrinkled old [C]head [D]Before I [G]collect, a [Bm]small over[C]sight [C]But everything [G]should turn out al[D]right [C]I'll start working on [D]my grandma to[G]night