For Me

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Verse 1 Lyrics:

The union of a woman and a man, touchin' for the very first time.

The gentle texture of a hand, true love is always hard to find.

[Em]And sometimes, my penis ain't as hard as [C]wood.[D]

[Em]And sometimes, your disappointed in my [C]manly h[D]ood.

[C]I can't take it please, [D]fake it for me.

Verse 2 Lyrics:

Take the nature of love, can only make this relationship grow.

And don't send from heaven above, cause things don't always work down below.

[Em]And I know, that the porno movies make[C] ya f[D]eel cheap

[Em]And sometimes, you finish while I'm fast [C]asleep,[D] baby.

[C]I can't take it please, [D]fake it for me.

Play intro 1x here.

[C]Try so hard to b[D]e a man but,[G] so damn [D]hard to please.

[C]Doesn't help to know [D]that your best frien[G]d, runs on [D]batteries.

[C]I can't take it please, [D]fake it for me.

[Em]Even though, my love's a little [C]premature, [D]yeah.

[Em]When you call me, Mr. Softy I get [C]insecur[D]e.

[C]I can't take it please, [D]fake it for me.

Play the intro once more at the end and strum G once to finish it off.

This is a pretty funny song and it can be found on you tube to get the strumming pattern.

| /  slide up
| \  slide down
| h  hammer-on
| p  pull-off
| ~  vibrato
| +  harmonic
| x  Mute note