Dirty Sanchez

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[Am]   [Dm]  [Dm]   [E]  [E]   [Am]
[Am]   [Dm]  [Dm]   [E]  [Am]

I [Am]met a senorita and she w[Dm]as so-a sweet-a
So I appr[E]oached and asked her for a little d[Am]ance
She t[Am]urned and gave a smile, and then she sh[Dm]ook it for a while
And I kn[E]ew I had to get into her.[Am].. pants

So for h[Am]ours we were grinding, her b[Dm]eauty was so blinding
I sugg[E]ested to mi casa we must [Am]go
Her b[Am]ody's ripe and sweaty; she s[Dm]aid “I think I’m ready”
And that’s wh[E]en our love had begun to gr[Am]ow

I turned [Am]on some music salsa, and spread col[Dm]ogne upon my balls, and
Was a-r[E]eady for this girl to meet her d[Am]oom
The c[Am]andles set the mood, "I hope you [Dm]do not think I’m rude"
As I g[E]ently show the way to pap&aac[A]ute;s room...

N/[C]          [A]                             [F]
I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip
Ohh[G]hhhhh – that’s the Dirty S[C]anchez
"Pl[Em7]ease don't th[A]ink that I am crass, love that f[F]inger in your ass"
Ohh[G]hhhhh – love the Dirty S[C]anchez  [Em7]
I h[A]ope you see the truth; finger l[F]ooks like... Baby Ruth
Ohh[G]hhhhh – in the Dirty S[C]anchez
Y[Em7]our l[A]ife will be complete, nothing e[F]ver smelled as sweet
  [E]     N/[C]
Ohhh.. [inhale]
N/[C]
("That's fucking disgusting")
As The Dirty S[E]anchez.[E7]..!

I was l[Am]ooking for another babe to be my l[Dm]ittle Sanchez Slave
I found an a[E]ctress; she was needy as can [Am]be
So I [Am]put on all my charm, "Don’t want to c[Dm]ause you no alarm"
"But you’re the m[E]ost bonita girl I’ve ever s[Am]een"

         [Am]                               [Dm]             N/[C]
I could not believe my luck, this little girl was ripe to... pluck
She was a sw[E]eet young thing, but ready for a tr[Am]ick
I had a s[Am]hot - she had one too; it was the pr[Dm]oper thing to do
And then I g[E]ave her hungry brown eye once we l[A]eft...

N/[C]          [A]                             [F]
I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip
Ohh[G]hhhhh – that’s the Dirty S[C]anchez
Y[Em7]our l[A]ife will be complete, nothing e[F]ver smelled as sweet
  [E]     N/[C]
Ohhh.. [inhale]
N/[C]
"Stop it, I'm not gonna smell your fucking finger! Get the fuck away from me!"
As The Dirty S[E]anchez.[E7]..!

My G[Am]od, it was beyond control; I couldn’t g[Dm]et enough... butt hole
And th[E]en I found my perfect little m[Am]atch
She had a L[Am]atin ass; divine! She promised [Dm]it would all be mine!
But f[E]irst she had a certain itch to sc[Am]ratch...

She said, “I h[Am]ave one small request to put [Dm]our love to the test"
"You’re my b[E]ig strong caballero, yes it’s t[Am]rue"
"I’ll let you r[Am]avage my behind but, mi a[Dm]mor, if you don’t mind"
  [E]     N/[C]                         [Am]
"First, I’d like to do the same to you...!"

"So, now b[Am]aby you bend over and you a[Dm]ct like my dog, Rover"
"I got a n[E]egros strap-on dildio espec[Am]ial!"
She pulled [Am]out a jar of jelly and then she th[Dm]rew me on my belly
And sl[E]athered up my tight virgin can[Am]al...

S[Am]he dug her finger up my ass.[Dm].. and smeared it on my upper lip
O[E]ooooohh - that’s a Dirty Sa[Am]nchez!
It hurt my tender balloon knot.[Dm].. the farther up her finger got
[E]Ooo-wow-woooooow! Dirty-Dirty-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dirty S[Am]anchez...!
Until the pain came to my eyes.[Dm].. and a quiver in my thighs
.[E].. Surprise! I like the Dirty S[Am]anchez!

That ar[A]oma I know well made my h[F]eart begin to swell
Ah, h[G]ell! We love the Dirty S[C]anchez!
[Em7]I shoved my f[A]inger up his ass, and smeared [F]on his upper lip
Ohh[G]hhhhh – that’s the 'Dirty S[C]anchez'
(An[Em7]d I give him n[A]ine-hundred and ninty one Dirty Sanchezes,
a Rusty Tromb[F]one and a Devine Brown for good measure!)
Ohh[G]hhhhh – in the Dirty S[E]anchez
N/[C]           [Am]   [Dm]   [E]   [Am]
In the Dirty Sancheeeeeeeeeeez...

N/[C]
Dirty Sanchez!

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