Caught Me Spankin It

I [G]came down to the [D]breakfast table
[C]felt like I could [G]cry
I [G]tried so hard but [D]wasn't able
to [C]look you in the [D]eye

For [G]I am feeling [D]so much shame
Yes [C]I have brought dis[G]grace
Can [G]tell I've soiled [D]my good name
By the [C]look upon your [D]face

[Strumming picks up it's pace]

Well it [G]seems last [D]night you [C]caught me [D]spankin' it
[G]No use den[D]yin' it, well [C]I was really [D]crankin' it
Well it's [G]not my [D]fault, and it [C]wouldn't be so [D]bad
   [G]         [D]       [C]       [pause]         [G]      [D]      [C]      [D]
If you could just forgive me and talk to me, dad
Talk to me [G]dad    [D]           [C]                  [D]

No I [G]didn't hear ya [D]enter, no I [C]didn't hear the [D]door
With my [G]hand upon my [D]member and my [C]pants upon the [D]floor
Now [G]burnt into your [D]brain is an [C]image you des[D]pise
like [G]blood and guts and [D]starvin' kids and [C]Stevie Wonder's [D]eyes

Well it [G]seems last [D]night you [C]caught me [D]spankin' it
[G]No use den[D]yin' it, [C]I was really [D]crankin' it
Well [G]dry your [D]eyes and [C]don't be so [D]sad
      [G]        [D]         [C]      [pause]                [G]      [D]      [C]     [D]
But I wouldn't use those tissues, they've already been had
Talk to me da[G]d      [D]             [C]                    [D]

Yeah, the [G]look upon your [D]face made my [C]swollen gland [D]diminish
So I [G]said, "Could ya [D]close the door? I [C]really wanna [D]finish"
Now [G]daddy I'm ash[D]amed and I'd compl[C]etely under[D]stand
If you [G]never wanna [D]hug again or [C]even shake my [D]hand

Well it [G]seems last [D]night you [C]caught me [D]spankin' it
[G]No use den[D]yin' it, well [C]I was really [D]crankin' it
Well [G]please calm [D]down and [C]don't get [D]mad
[G]               [D]        [C]       [pause]      [G]      [D]      [C]      [D]
Just because it was your bed, it's not that bad
It's not that ba[G]d      [D]             [C]                    [D]
It's not that ba[G]d      [D]             [C]                    [D]
Talk to me dad  [G]         [D]                [C]                       [D]

When I was [G]only seven[D]teen, you [C]told me it was [D]dirty, so
It [G]must be really [D]creepy when your [C]kid is pushin' [D]thirty
But you [G]cannot tell me [D]dad that you have [C]never had a [D]whack
At the [G]thing that hangs be[D]low your belt and [C]bumps into your [D]sack

Well it [G]seems last [D]night [C]you caught[D] me spankin' it
[G]No use den[D]yin' it, [C]I was really [D]crankin' it
Well [G]dry your [D]eyes and [C]don't be [D]sad
      [G]        [D]         [C]          [pause]
But I wouldn't use those tissues they've already been-
[G]               [D]        [C]      [pause]
Just because it was your bed, it's not that-
    [G]           [D]         [C]      [pause]           [G]      [D]      [C]      [D]
Now daddy daddy please forgive me and talk to me dad
Talk to me dad    [G]           [D]                  [C]                         [D]

[G]      [D]      [C]      [D] x2

[ring out on G]