Baby

[A]                [F#m]
[Asus4]
[Bm]
[E]
[D]

[A]  [Asus4]

My l[Bm]ady give bi[E]rth t[A]oday
I r[Bm]un to her ro[E]om right a[A]way
She sm[Bm]iles with g[E]lee, and h[F#m]ands her to m[D]e
I lo[D]ok at my newborn and s[E]ay

Da[A]mn thats an u[Bm]gly ba[E]by
Da[A]mn thats an u[Bm]gly ass b[E]aby
I'm fe[Bm]eling quite con[E]cerned, my se[F#m]men must have tu[D]rned
Cause d[D]amn that's an ug[E]ly ba[A]by

Can'[Bm]t Believe t[E]his came from m[A]e
Thi[Bm]nk her mom d[E]id too muc[A]h LSD
She's [Bm]skinny like[E] a twig, a[F#m]t least her n[D]uts are big
But [D]her hair color doesn't match her b[E]eard

Da[A]mn thats an u[Bm]gly ba[E]by
Da[A]mn thats an u[Bm]gly as[E]s baby
I gi[Bm]ve the doc a sm[E]ack and say c[F#m]an't you put her b[D]ack
Cause d[D]amn thats and ug[E]ly ba[A]by

And w[Bm]hen she smiles I find
[A]Shame McGallen co[E]mes to mind
It[Bm] makes me want to cry
[A]When I look into her [E]good eye
[Bm]I always wanted kids
[A]Is it wrong to h[E]ope for SIDS
T[Bm]he doctor calles me in
[A]Mr. Lynch she has a tw[E]in

Da[A]mn that's a g[Bm]ood lookin b[E]aby
One [Bm]for two on the go[E]od lookin b[A]abys
Now I [Bm]start to we[E]ep, this o[F#m]ne we can kee[D]p
Caus[D]e that was an ugly Ass[E]..

Da[A]mn thats an u[Bm]gly as[E]s baby

Da[A]mn thats an u[Bm]gly as[E]s baby

Da[A]mn thats an u[Bm]gly as[E]s baby

Ending: Play like the chorus
S[A]he's got one good t[Bm]ooth and one e[E]ar and one eye
And t[A]hank God just one n[Bm]ose but it's [E]on her left thigh
Now do[A]ctor I'm as[Bm]king you g[E]uy to guy
Would a re[A]ally really really l[Bm]ate term abor[E]tion still fly?

[A]Oh no...not [Bm]me....
I [A]dont want no [Bm]ugly b[E]aby
I [A]said Damn thats an u[Bm]gly ass b[E]aby
Da[A]mn thats an u[Bm]gly ba[E]by