Cold Cold Christmas
Stephen ColbertVersion1
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I want a cold, cold Christmas
I hope it's twenty below
Let a winter storm bury all that's warm
In a bone-chilling blanket of snow
Thought you would love me forever
Turns out you wanted to part
Now I want a cold, cold Christmas
To go with your cold cold heart
Oh I want a cold, cold Christmas
One that's bitter and barren and bleak
Where the weather's foul and the west winds howl
And the sun doesn't shine for a week
You hung up my heart like a stocking
Then went and stuffed it with coal
Now I want a cold, cold Christmas
To gnaw at the depths of your soul
I'll be alone this Christmas
You'd think it would cut like a knife
But I'm numb inside cause a part of me's died
From the frostbite you spread on my life
Darlin', Christmas with you, I used to love it so
We'd trade presents and kiss beneath the mistletoe
I said I loved you, and you said you loved me too
Remember? I said I loved you, and you said you loved me too?
Those days are over now but I still want you to know
Even though I'm not the one you'll be kissin' beneath that mistletoe
I'll be thinking of you every minute on this day of love and cheer
And every minute of every other day of the year
I'm serious.
So cold that it pierces your body
So cold that it hurts every breath
In fact I wouldn't mind if you woke up to find
Your new man had frozen to death
So go have a cold, cold Christmas
A blustery landscape of pain
Though I'm warm in my skin, I'm still snowed in
By the blizzard that fell in my brain
Only a week until New Year
That's when I'll make a new start
But first comes a cold, cold Christmas
To go with your cold, cold heart
Your frozen, nasty heart
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Readable chord sheet for Cold Cold Christmas by Stephen Colbert
[E]I want a cold, cold [A]Christmas I hope it's twenty [E]below Let a winter storm bury [A]all that's warm In a [F#]bone-chilling blanket of [B]snow [E]Thought you would love me [A]forever Turns out you wanted to [Ab]part [A]Now I want a [Am]cold, cold [E]Christm[Db]as To [F#]go with your [B]cold cold [E]heart [E]Oh I want a cold, cold [A]Christmas One that's bitter and barren and [E]bleak Where the weather's foul and the [A]west winds howl And the [F#]sun doesn't shine for a [B]week [E]You hung up my heart like a [A]stocking Then went and stuffed it with [Ab]coal [A]Now I want a [Am]cold, cold [E]Christm[Db]as To [F#]gnaw at the [B]depths of your [E]soul [Db]I'll be alone this [Am]Christmas [F#]You'd think it would [B]cut like a [E]knife [Db]But I'm numb inside cause a [A]part of me's died From the [F#]frostbite you spread on my [B]life [SPOKEN PART - SAME AS VERSE] [E] [A] [E] [A] [F#] [B] [E] [A] [Ab] [A] [Am] [E] [Db] [F#] [B] [E] [SPOKEN] Darlin', Christmas with you, I used to love it so We'd trade presents and kiss beneath the mistletoe I said I loved you, and you said you loved me too Remember? I said I loved you, and you said you loved me too? Those days are over now but I still want you to know Even though I'm not the one you'll be kissin' beneath that mistletoe I'll be thinking of you every minute on this day of love and cheer And every minute of every other day of the year I'm serious. [Db]So cold that it pierces your [Am]body [F#]So cold that it [B]hurts every [E]breath [Db]In fact I wouldn't mind if you [A]woke up to find Your [F#]new man had frozen to [B]death [E]So go have a cold, cold [A]Christmas A blustery landscape of [E]pain Though I'm warm in my skin, [A]I'm still snowed in By the [F#]blizzard that fell in my [B]brain [E]Only a week until [A]New Year That's when I'll make a new [Ab]start [A]But first comes a [Am]cold, cold [E]Christm[Db]as To [F#]go with your [B]cold, cold [E]heart Your [F#]frozen, [B]nasty[E] heart