Conventional Lover

[C#]Who left you han[Ab]ging o[B]n that peg all [F#]alone?
[C#]You look near mint to m[Ab]e babe and I w[B]anna make you my [F#]own
I[E] wanna be your c[F#]aptain, m[B]y Pon Farr is a-risin'
[E]So step on over h[F#]ere girl, [Ab]my love is enterprisin'

(Chorus)

[C#] Let me [Ab]be your c[B]onventional [F#]lover
[C#] Let me [Ab]show you [B]some convent[F#]ional love
 I [C#]don't mean to b[Ab]oast, I [B]don't mean to b[F#]rag (ooh love long and prosper)
[E]But I'm a man whose only issues all [F#]come in mylar bags

[C#] Let me[Ab] be your c[B]onventional l[F#]over
[C#] Let me [Ab]give you my c[B]onventional l[F#]ove
 I'[C#]ll give you my h[Ab]eart, I'll t[B]reat you n[F#]ice (ooh love long and prosper)
 And the g[E]ames that I play only have t[F#]wenty-sided dice

They're polyhedral!

              (Verse 2)

Let's hit the dealer's room and get you something fine
That collectors bust of Cthulhu reminds me of how you blow my mind
Now let me take you dancing in my best Starfleet dress uniform
You'll want to tap my mana once you've seen me perform

(Chorus)

Uh oh
Saving throw!

                    (Verse 3)
And when we get to mating, I'll always treat you kind
I'll never bend you too far back or ever crease your spine
But there's one thing I won't promise, there's one thing I won't do
Can't leave you in the box babe, this collector is coming through

(Chorus)

Let me be your conventional lover

Let me give you my conventional love

I'll give you my heart, I'll treat you fine
[E]And I'll make sweet love to you while we're w[F#]atching Deep Space Nine