Pineapple

[D]Tropical air helps us [D7]harvest all year
And [G]serves to promote the [Bb]vitamin C content
In [A]turn yielding greater de[D]mand
Pine[A]apple: [G]Got to send a [A]case to the city [D]jail
The [G]warden likes it be[A]cause it won[D]'t conceal
Any sort of [G]hand[G/B]made wea[D]pons
That are [G]baked right [G/B]into their [D]buns
[G]And the taste is [A]delecta[D]ble
But won't the prisoners hit the table and shout    [G]          [A]

Pine[E7]apple, pineapple, pine[D]apple fulf[G]ills every [D]need
[E7]Pineapple: shares are gonna divide
Pineapple: if in us you confide
[G]Got a contract [A]for all of the schools [D]
[G]They will use it [A]for all of their me[D]als
Sure, the kids will [G]throw it [G/B]real [D]far
'Cause it ain't a [G]milk choc[G/B]olate [D]bar
[G]But you know it [A]don't stain so [D]bad
But won't the fling it at a friend and then shout  [G]        [A]

Pineapple: tastes too healthy to me
Pineapple: it's filled with vitamin C
Pineapple: fulfills every need
Pineapple: to all the ships at sea
Pineapple: for the English at tea
Pineapple: to the Siamese twins
Pineapple: to heal those who have sinned
Ship some to the Alpine skiing team
The coach won't have to worry 'bout the calories
Sure it ain't strudel (they're nice)
But it helps your balance on ice
Puts you back on the winning trail

But don't the players moan and groan and then shout:
Pineapple: we get it every old night
Pineapple: but we're winning all right
Pineapple fulfills every need
Pineapple: shares are gonna divide
Pineapple: if in us you confide
Pineapple fulfills every need
Pineapple: upward trends are forseen
Pineapple: so invest in Big P
Pineapple fulfills every need
Pineapple: and the tins can be used
Pineapple: for anything that you choose
Pineapple, pineapple

We'll jet you there, breathe the Hawaiian air
Where hula is life, and luaus are for the wife
So visit our factory soon