Moustache
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Chords in this song
Strum
D-DU-UDU
A lady gets a lotta things
She gets a 20 carat ring
She gets the alimony too
She gets to look good in the nude
But there's one place where they've been whipped
Between the nose and upper lip
M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache (3X)
One hundred hairs make a man
I tried a handlebar design
My Fu Manchu was real fine
My Ronald Colman made 'em blink
My Pancho Villa made 'em think
But when I trimmed 'em real small
My Jewish friends would never call
They call me sir, and that ain't bad
Sometimes they think that I'm my Dad
And women flirt and you can bet
They like that tickle that they get
The only time I feel bad
Is when the guess the lunch I've had
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Readable chord sheet for Moustache by Sparks
[C] [F] [C] [F] A lady [C]gets a [F]lotta [C]things She gets a [G]20 carat [C]ring She gets the [F]alimony [C]too She gets to [G]look good in the [C]nude But there's one [D]place where they've been [G]whipped Between the [D]nose and upper [G]lip [C] [F] M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache (3X) [C]One hundred [G]hairs make a [C]man I tried a handlebar design My Fu Manchu was real fine My Ronald Colman made 'em blink My Pancho Villa made 'em think But when I trimmed 'em real small My Jewish friends would never call They call me sir, and that ain't bad Sometimes they think that I'm my Dad And women flirt and you can bet They like that tickle that they get The only time I feel bad Is when the guess the lunch I've had