I Want To Be Like Everybody Else

[E] (with [E7])
Dressing up when the world is Levi Strauss
Dressing down when tuxedos fill the house
Going out when the rest are coming home
Coming home when the rest are going out

And when I'm [A]broke and really [G]down
[Bm]Everybody's throwing [A]tons around
And when I finally get my [G]pay
[Bm]Everyone's in India or so they [A]say

I wanna [D]be, I wanna [G]be, I wanna [C]be, I wanna [A]be
I want to [D]be like every[A]body else
I want to be like every[D]body else
[D]Gravity don't [G]work on me
I want to [A]be like every[D]body else

Drink your milk, then your coke, then your rye
First you're born, then you live, then you die
First you cry, then you sing, then you moan
First you're wet, then you're dry,  then you're bone

It's such a 1, 2, 3 affair
Where did I go wrong, I'm stuck out here
I'm stuck, it's up to you
Hold me so tight they think I'm you