We Are The Robot Pirates

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[Am]Yar matey! Straight outta Davey Jones' locker,
this one goes out to all my fellow robot pirates.

 We be bringing it with da skulls and [Dm]crossb[Em]ones.

[Am]Throw your antennas in the air and wave them like you just don't compute.
 We are the Robot Pirates.

[Am]We have robot functions, but we have pirate duties.
For instance, we're able to reboot, and we search for booty.

We wear [Dm]eye patches and are feared by the masses.[Am]

[E]"I have a parrot sitting on my titanium chassis."

[Am]That's why you'll hear him say, "Polly want a cracker?"
She's powered by a miniature nuclear reactor.

She hel[Dm]ps to defend our ship from many attackers. [Am]

[E]"Who's your biggest enemy?" Computer hackers!

[Am]We are the Robot Pirat[D]es.

We are m[Am]ade of met[G]al from our head[Am]s to our priv[G]ates.

[Am]We are the Robot Pirate[D]s.

[ repeat [Am] and [G]]
 Robots are good and pirates are good. We do all the things that a robot should.
"I talked to him in binary, and he understood!"
We also do the things that a pirate should.

[E]"My leg malfunctioned, so I got one made of wood."

[ repeat: [Am] - [Am] - [E] - [Am]]
Yes, break it down now. I'm really feeling that beat.

Shake it, shake, shake it. Shake it, shake, shake it. Shake it, shake, shake it. Shake
like a sword with a dead guy on it.

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We are the Robot Pirates.
We are made of metal from our heads to our privates.
We are the Robot Pirates.
Instead of a chest, treasure goes in memory banks.
If you try to shut me down I will make you walk the plank.
I can cut people open and I don't have to try.
And I got a sweet telescope built into my eye.
Oh, I have to indulge when the ladies beckon.
Watch me mop the whole poop deck in eleven seconds.
I can drop the anchor 'cause I know how to work it.

[E]We can't touch the water 'cause it makes us short circuit.

[Am]We are the Robot Pirates.