Cannibal Cafe

[D]   [B]   [G]   [E]   [A]
  e--------------------|
  B--------------------|
  G--7---------------2-|
  D--7---9---5---2---2-|
  A--5---9---5---2---0-|
  E------7---3---0-----|

  Intro
  [D] [B] [G]

  Chorus

  [D]Funny I'm not familiar [B]with this [G]taste [D]   [B]     [G]

  [D]I said are these ribs or [B]is this [G]steak [D]   [B]     [G]

  [D]Well I'd sure like to know what the [B]hell this [G]is I'm [D]chewin'[B]  [G]

  [D]I said holy fuck[B], it's [G]another [D]human [B]   [G]

  Verse

  [D]Come with me, [E]I'm on my way

  [B]to the canni[A]bal cafe

  [D]Won't you come to the [E]only place

  [B]Where you could be the special [A]of the day [D]   [B]     [G]

  [D]There I was chokin' [B]this thing [G]back

  [D]When I realized that it was [B]someone's [G]hand

  [D]The only way that I could [B]possibly t[G]ell

  [D]Careless cook did not remove the [B]finger [G]nails

  (Chorus)

  [D]The food ain't bad and the [B]food ain't [G]good

  [D]Don't dare order the [B]leper's [G]foot

  [D]I recomend the ass of the [B]farmer's [G]wife

  [D]Fair and tender not so greasy

  [B]Heavy on the [G]cellulite

  (Chorus)

  That's about all.  Listen to the song to get the timing.  This is by far the
  easiest SNFU song I know of.  If anybody has any SNFU tabs out there, please
  post them.  Any questions, comments, cuss words, write me.