I Hate Utah

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I HATE UTAH
[D]I H[G]ATE UT[A]AH
[D]I HAT[G]E UTA[A]H
[D]I HAT[G]E UTA[A]H
[D]THERES NOTH[G]ING BUT MORMONS HE[A]RE
[D]THEY NEVE[G]R LET ME DRINK MY BE[A]ER
H[D]AVE EVERYTH[G]ING AGAINST THINGS THAT ARE[A] QUEER
[D]BUT STILL THAT[G] SOUND RINGIN IN MY[A] EAR

I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ARE IN MORMON MODE

GORDAN B HINKLEY YOU CAN LICK MY CHODE

ON SUNDAYS THEY WERE PANTS AND COATS

TOO BAD THEY LIKE TO LICK THE BALLS OF GOATS

NOW YOURE  GOING TO DO A DRUM SOLO OVER THESE PALM MUTED CHORDS D,G,A
 AND THEN END WITHA THE FIRST VERSE