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Smells Like Bethell

Slippers And Breakfast
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Chords in this song

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Can  u smell the evil stench
Smells  sort of fat
u  got a whole lotta hunger to quench
when  he comes knocking
this  big tw@t
the  smell of bethell
on  the air
the  smell of sweat
and  sh!tty hair
that  smell
smells  like bethell
heavy  fat dirty  tw@t
smells  like a w@nker
b@stard,  pr!ck,  shiny haired d!ck
smells  like bethell
 that smell
 (chorus)
coz  everyone hates u bethell,  bethell (repeat x4)
 (chorus end)
can  u hear him talkin sh!te
all  day long
about  comic books
 and sunny delight
he  never shuts up
wot  a fat mup
the  smell of bethell on  the breeze
the  smell of fat
and  processed cheeze
 (chorus)
lets  not call him a he
coz  sometimes he likes to dress as a she
bethell  bethell, transvestite
bethell  bethell, w@nks all night
 (chorus repeat)
can  u smell him fat and gay
such  a w@nker
eats  far too much everyday
we  should drown him
tie  him to an anchor
(chorus  repeat)
 thats roughly it but not perfect, look out for other classic slippers and breakfast tunes soon
 like the jim song, the man we know and the heavy metal version of this song
  in the near future. bass tabs and lead tabs will also appear for those gagging to play
 these classics.

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Readable chord sheet for Smells Like Bethell by Slippers And Breakfast

[Am]Can u smell the evil stench
[Em]Smells sort of fat
[C]u got a whole lotta hunger to quench
[G]when he comes knocking
[C]this big tw@t

[G]the smell of bethell
[Em]on the air
[G]the smell of sweat
[Em]and sh!tty hair

[C]that smell
[Em]smells like bethell
[Am]heavy fat [Em]dirty tw@t
[C]smells like  a w@nker
[C/F]b@stard, pr!ck,[C] shiny haired d!ck
[Em]smells like bethell
[C] that smell

(chorus)
[Am]coz everyone hates u [C]bethell, bethell (repeat x4)
(chorus end)
[Am]can u hear him talkin sh!te
[Em]all day long
[C]about comic books
[Am] and sunny delight
[C]he never shuts up
[G]wot a fat mup

[G]the smell of bethell [Em]on the breeze

[G]the smell of fat
[Em]and processed cheeze
(chorus)
[Am]lets not call him a he
[C]coz sometimes he likes to dress as a she
[Am]bethell bethell, transvestite
[C]bethell bethell, w@nks all night
(chorus repeat)

[Am]can u smell him fat and gay
[C]such a w@nker
[C/F]eats far too much everyday
[Em]we should drown him
[C]tie him to an anchor
[Am](chorus repeat)

thats roughly it but not perfect, look out for other classic slippers and breakfast tunes soon
like the jim song, the man we know and the heavy metal version of this song
 in the near future. bass tabs and lead tabs will also appear for those gagging to play
these classics.