Ladies And Gentlemen

Ladies and gentlemen ca[C#m]n I,
Say this story seems al[A]ive away from you
We'll hope for love on hote[E]l floors
And write a history for t[B]eens with dreamer's truths
Then he looks her in the[C#m] eye
She considers hiding sp[A]ades and trumps so bland
Such a crush of sub[E]tle ties
And disclaimers wish for [B]wings, in idle hands

And he said baby jump

[C#m]Oh oh oh [A]from the hospital
We're [E]honorary members of the [B]red carpet academy (say)
[C#m]Oh oh oh [A]from the hospital
We're [E]honorary members of the [B]red carpet academy

[C#m]So wrap your [A]lips around these [E]lies
(Just to fall in love girl, [B]love girl, tonight)
[C#m]Into my arms[A], into the s[E]ea
(Just to fall in love girl, [B]love girl, tonight)

Let's kiss and tell an awful [C#m]truth
Definition of a [A]tongue packed full of slick
And this relationship [E]will sink
In this hostile plague of [B]hospital soundtracks

[C#m]Oh oh oh f[A]rom the hospital
We're [E]honorary members of the [B]red carpet academy (say)
[C#m]Oh oh oh [A]from the hospital we're [E]honorary members of the [B]red carpet academy

[C#m]So wrap your [A]lips around these [E]lies
(Just to fall in love girl, [B]love girl, tonight)
[C#m]Into my a[A]rms, into the [E]sea
(Just to fall in love girl, [B]love girl, tonight)
Ohh, [C#m]we're playing at a ho[A]me team quarter breake[E]r
(Just to fall in love girl, l[B]ove girl, tonight)
[C#m]We're swinging, but the ho[A]me team's swimming alon[E]e [B]

Then she said,
[C#m]All this i[A]ntimacy,
[E]Well, you stitch my [B]throat here like a shotgun,
So, [C#m]put your hands up hun, [A]start up the machine
[E]Can I ask you [B]one more question?

She said,
[C#m]All this i[A]nto the sea,
[E]Well, you stitch my [B]throat here like a shotgun,
So, [C#m]put your hands up HUN, [A]start up the machine
[E]Can I ask you [B]one more question?

Say oh!

[C#m] [A] [E] [B] [C#m] [A] [E] [B]

Ole!

[C#m]So wrap your [A]lips around these [E]lies
(Just to fall in love girl, [B]love girl, tonight)
[C#m]Into my [A]arms, into the s[E]ea
(Just to fall in love girl, [B]love girl, tonight)
Woah woah oh, [C#m]we're playing at a [A]home team quarter breaker[E]
(Just to fall in love girl, [B]love girl, tonight)
[C#m]We're swinging, but the [A]home team's swimming [E]alone[B]

So don't you swim alone tonight

[C#m]Oh Oh Oh Oh [A]from the hospital
We're [E]honorary members of the [B]red carpet academy (and)
[C#m]Oh Oh Oh Oh [A]from the hospital
We're [E]honorary members of the [B]red carpet academy.