Still Gonna Die

[G]You can quit smokin but your s[D]till gonna die
Cut out cokin but your s[G]till gonna die
Eliminate everything f[C]atty and fried and
[G]you can get real healthy but your s[D]till gonna d[G]ie
Stop drinkin booze your s[D]till gonna die
Stay away from loose women, son, your s[G]till gonna die
You can cut out coffee and n[C]ever get high
but your s[D]till gonna, still gonna, still gonna d[G]ie
[G]Still gonna, still gonna, s[D]till gonna die
Still gonna, still gonna, s[G]till gonna die
You can even give aerobics o[C]ne more try but
when the m[D]usic stops playin your s[G]till gonna die
Put seatbelts in your car your s[D]till gonna die
Cut nicotine and tar your s[G]till gonna die
You can exercise that celulite right o[C]ff of your thigh,
get sl[D]immer and trimmer but your s[G]till gonna die
Stop gettin a tan your s[D]till gonna die
Eat a lot of oat bran your s[G]till gonna die
You can search for UFOs [C]up in the sky,
might f[D]ly you to Mars where your s[G]till gonna die
[G]Your still gonna, still gonna, s[D]till gonna die
Your still gonna, still gonna, s[G]till gonna die
With all the REBOK and NIKEs p[C]assin you by,
you can j[D]og on up to Heaven but your s[G]till gonna die
Drink Jensing tonics, your s[D]till gonna die
Try high colonics, your s[G]till gonna die
You can have yourself frozen, s[C]uspended in time
but when they t[D]haw you out, huh, your s[G]till gonna die
You can have safe sex, your s[D]till gonna die
You can switch to Crest but your s[G]till gonna die

You can get rid of stress, get alot of rest,

get an AIDS test, enroll in EST, move out west

where its sunny and dry and live to be a hundred
but your s[D]till gonna d[G]ie
[G]Your still gonna, still gonna, s[D]till gonna die
Your still gonna, still gonna, s[G]till gonna die
So you better have some fun before you [C]say BYE BYE

Cause your still gonna, still gonna,

still gonna, still gonna, still gonna,
still gonna, s[D]till gonna d[G]ie

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