Oscar

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[G]Yea you know there's Oscar and he [C]wheelchair bound
and he's [F]living off the state[C]
[G]He's got this dream about living in the [C]Netherlands
Where [F]sex is on the slate[C]
[G]He asked this chick if she could [C]help him out
She said you know I [F]oughta smack yer face[C]
[G]These arms do nothing and I'm not [C]trying to be funny
but I just don't [F]think we got the space[C]

Y[C]ou gotta settle [G]down
You gotta think it [C]out
You gotta paint the [F]scene[C]
I[C]'m not made of s[G]tone
Can't do it on my [C]own
Can't you see what I [F]mean?[C]

Yea he gotta a letter from a friend of his
who's living in Amsterdam
He's got this woman who comes around a couple times a month
it's a lady her names Ann
Yea she pops up and down once or twice a month
it's all part of some brand new government plan
She said she doesn't think of herself as a prostitute
She's more of a healer-yea that's Ann

You gotta settle down
You gotta think it out
You gotta paint the scene
I'm not made of stone
Can't do it on my own
Can't you see what I mean?

And I'm [Dm]sick and tired of this [F]place
it's d[C]riving me in[G]sane
And I'll [Dm]save all my [F]money
and get [C]on that [G]plane
And I [Dm]have to have the [F]courage
to determine what's [C]out there for [G]me
And [Am]I said [Em]I could [Dm]stay with [G]him
And [Am]since I'm [Em]very good [Dm]friends of [G]his

Intrusmental (over verse chords)

Yea you know there's Oscar and he's wheelchair bound
and he's living off the state
He's got this dream about living in the Netherlands
Where sex is on the slate
He asked this chick if she could help him out
She said you know I oughta smack yer face
These arms do nothing and I'm not trying to be funny
but I just don't think we got the space

You gotta settle down
You gotta think it out
You gotta paint the scene
I'm not made of stone
Can't do it on my own
Can't you see what I mean?

And I'm sick and tired of this place
it's driving me insane
And I'll save all my money
and get on that plane
And I have to have the courage
to determine what's out there for me
And I said I could stay with him
And since I'm very good friends of his
I said I could stay with him
And since I'm very good friends of his

[C]Hey [Dm]Now!!
[C]Hey [Dm]Now!!
[C]Hey [Dm]Now!!
[C]Hey [Dm]Now!!

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