The Waitress Song

[Eb] [Cm] [Ab] [Fm] [Ab]

[Eb]there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon
[Cm]the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew
[Ab]and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly[Fm] notice        [Ab]
[Eb]and the food takes such a long time to get made
[Cm]even when i'm the only person in the cafe
[Ab]and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly n[Fm]otice           [Ab]

[Eb]youre probably thinking why would i even bother eating there
[Cm]on a daily basis theres heaps of other places on offer
[Ab]i wont change to another place if the bacon is rubber
and the tast[Fm]e of the cuppa makes you pull faces and splutter[Ab]
its the wa[Eb]itress i love her, the way she clears plates with a clutter
makes my heart r[Cm]ace and a flutter i know its crazy to lover her
a l[Ab]ady thats basically just a, stranger with an apron down her brother
i dont nee[Fm]d to ask her name and[Ab] number
cause this[Eb] relationship
is [Cm]built on breakfast, im w[Ab]aitin on her just to wait on me, yeah        [Fm]              [Ab]

there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon
the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew
and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice
and the food takes such a long time to get made
even when i'm the only person in the cafe
and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice

she says hi to me bye to me thatl be 5.95 to me but i dont really mind
thats alright with me i just smile and eat
sometimes we mightn't speak for like a week
she knows in my quiet times i like to be alone
and write a poem with my headphones
newspaper bacon fried or&
the beans are always burnt
and if the cup is dirty she just cleans it with her shirt
i wonder if shes my ideal girl and what would happen if we dated in the real world
'nah' i dont think it would work i wouldnt wanna risk what we have and have to tip cause of that
besides, this relationship is built on breakfast
im waitin on her just to wait on me

there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon
the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew
and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice
and the food takes such a long time to get made
even when i'm the only person in the cafe
and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice

and it dont matter that the bacon i eats cold and its ok the newpapers are weeks old
but i dont mind no its fine cause shes all that im there for X2

 there's a place i go for breakfast every afternoon
the coffees rubbish and the bacons always hard to chew
and the toast is always soggy, but i hardly notice
and the food takes such a long time to get made
even when i'm the only person in the cafe
and my tables always wobbly, but i hardly notice

Hope that helps. HY.